The Offical BAIC "Hey you, yeah, you in the..."
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hello to the two *******s this morning in rush hour traffic. First, the ***** who cut me off at the last second to get on the on-ramp. **** you. Learn how to change lanes before you NEED to. Then you trap me next to a semi and leave 1/2 mile (literally) between you and the car ahead of you. 3-4 car lengths with give you PLENTY of time to stop... especially since we were only doing 35mph!!!
Second, to the ******* that blocked me in after I got around that first *****. I don't know if you were that *****es husband or brother, but I ran into you about 10 minutes after I finally got around that other *****. **** you for blocking me in and leaving 1/2 mile between you and the car ahead of you. Seriously, I have never seen two of you on the road at the same time.
LEARN HOW TO ****ING DRIVE. Stop talking on your cell or texting or reading the paper or reading emails or whatever the **** you are doing that you need ****ing 1/2 mile in front of you so you don't crash into the person ahead.
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Second, to the ******* that blocked me in after I got around that first *****. I don't know if you were that *****es husband or brother, but I ran into you about 10 minutes after I finally got around that other *****. **** you for blocking me in and leaving 1/2 mile between you and the car ahead of you. Seriously, I have never seen two of you on the road at the same time.
LEARN HOW TO ****ING DRIVE. Stop talking on your cell or texting or reading the paper or reading emails or whatever the **** you are doing that you need ****ing 1/2 mile in front of you so you don't crash into the person ahead.
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Yes, this thread is awesome.
.....white Ford Aerostar with ghetto rap bumpin' through your 2x4's.....stop pissing (2 different days) on the trash can(Oyster Point Marina) in front of people sitting in their cars!
This guy is so ghetto.I've seen him do this twice. People are in their cars parked right in front of him,no care in the world,daytime.
This guy is so ghetto.I've seen him do this twice. People are in their cars parked right in front of him,no care in the world,daytime.
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hey you in the shades with a passenger driving down capitol in a 06-07 white wrx wagon with black wheels/ polished lip, slow down bro. no need to tailgate me and others before you get to the on ramp, and SLOW THE **** DOWN. i saw you drive up aborn a few days back like you're on some time trial. you're embarrassing the suby community.
hey you in the silver 04-05 sti. there's no need to try and weave around a wall of drivers going THE SPEED LIMIT. SLOW THE **** DOWN. you're embarrassing the suby community
hey you in the silver 04-05 sti. there's no need to try and weave around a wall of drivers going THE SPEED LIMIT. SLOW THE **** DOWN. you're embarrassing the suby community
You, dip**** complaining, if you see someone coming up behind you faster than you wish to drive, MOVE THE **** OVER, its not your job to regulate if someone goes the speed limit or not...You're embarrassing the suby community
Oh, and to the ******* that stopped at the stoplight this morning.. a full TWO CAR LENGTHS back from the line, **** you, im glad you got scared and pulled over a lane when I hit my brights and my horn...stay the **** out of the way if you can't drive.
i got one more
**** you you damn flatland mother******* idiots who get your 6 ton deisel/4x4/SUV/SUS/STFU/SDUH/whatever and then think it is TOTALLY fine to drive the speed limit WHEN ITS NUKING SNOW OUT!!!!! SLOW DOWN befroe you kill a 60 people as you bounce off every sbnow bank/car on your way down the street.....
DING DING!!! you win the Darwin award for MORONS!!!! snow is slippery and makes ice. ice is slippery also. no matter what you think or what your macho SUV buddy told you, and just because your tires say "M+S" on the side does not make you invinsible to slippry cement. Nor do studs/studless tires make you a hero on the tarmac.....
again, how some people get through our DMV is mindboggling....
josh
**** you you damn flatland mother******* idiots who get your 6 ton deisel/4x4/SUV/SUS/STFU/SDUH/whatever and then think it is TOTALLY fine to drive the speed limit WHEN ITS NUKING SNOW OUT!!!!! SLOW DOWN befroe you kill a 60 people as you bounce off every sbnow bank/car on your way down the street.....
DING DING!!! you win the Darwin award for MORONS!!!! snow is slippery and makes ice. ice is slippery also. no matter what you think or what your macho SUV buddy told you, and just because your tires say "M+S" on the side does not make you invinsible to slippry cement. Nor do studs/studless tires make you a hero on the tarmac.....
again, how some people get through our DMV is mindboggling....
josh
yes overbear.....
cops are cops. we are drivers. unless your a cop, keep the f outta the fast lane. ask a cop. it is called the fast lane for a reason. to go fast. so get OUT of the way and realize YOU are the problem now, not me....
josh
cops are cops. we are drivers. unless your a cop, keep the f outta the fast lane. ask a cop. it is called the fast lane for a reason. to go fast. so get OUT of the way and realize YOU are the problem now, not me....
josh
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I have a problem with this..
You, dip**** complaining, if you see someone coming up behind you faster than you wish to drive, MOVE THE **** OVER, its not your job to regulate if someone goes the speed limit or not...You're embarrassing the suby community
Oh, and to the ******* that stopped at the stoplight this morning.. a full TWO CAR LENGTHS back from the line, **** you, im glad you got scared and pulled over a lane when I hit my brights and my horn...stay the **** out of the way if you can't drive.
You, dip**** complaining, if you see someone coming up behind you faster than you wish to drive, MOVE THE **** OVER, its not your job to regulate if someone goes the speed limit or not...You're embarrassing the suby community
Oh, and to the ******* that stopped at the stoplight this morning.. a full TWO CAR LENGTHS back from the line, **** you, im glad you got scared and pulled over a lane when I hit my brights and my horn...stay the **** out of the way if you can't drive.
Although I do agree that slower traffic keep right, there is no reason to have someone who's doing 45 in a 45 to move over when there are cars in the right lane going slower.
Oh I ****ing HATE this. Saw a lady the other day that stopped a couple car lengths from the line then crept... crept... crept... crept... crept until it turned green. All the people behind her were yelling at her.
Oh, I have another one. Either last week or the week before that. I'm at the light. Cross traffic signal turns yellow. A... young lady (I hesitate to call her a lady) and her friends begin to cross knowing that my light is about to turn green. They looked up a the signal before going and then went anyway. They all run across quickly, but she decides when she gets in front of me, that she will walk as slow as she can. My light turns green.
I am in a great mood, it's a Friday, so I figure I will just let her be the center of attention she wants to be and then be on my merry way. The truck behind me decided otherwise and lays on his horn leaning his fat, flat-bill clad head out the window and starts slinging racial slurs at her.
At this point, she is close enough to the side that I decide to pull into the turn lane and go around her. She JUMPS BACK IN FRONT OF MY CAR and continues to yell at racist flat-biller. At this point her friends are even yelling at her and others in the cars behind me decide to join in. One lady even got out of her car to yell at the girl.
Her friends finally dragged her out of the street.
I hate people.
I am in a great mood, it's a Friday, so I figure I will just let her be the center of attention she wants to be and then be on my merry way. The truck behind me decided otherwise and lays on his horn leaning his fat, flat-bill clad head out the window and starts slinging racial slurs at her.
At this point, she is close enough to the side that I decide to pull into the turn lane and go around her. She JUMPS BACK IN FRONT OF MY CAR and continues to yell at racist flat-biller. At this point her friends are even yelling at her and others in the cars behind me decide to join in. One lady even got out of her car to yell at the girl.
Her friends finally dragged her out of the street.
I hate people.
alright i will play
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
Its like they see the Code 3 lights and they panic!! Even the siren doesn't get them out of the way, they go all "Deer in the headlights"...its retarded!!
Here's a new one...
To the **** in the silver Evo today in Gilroy....GFYS....seriously...just GFYS...
Give ya a hint big guy, when YOUR radar detector is beeping, you should probably not try to light up your tires at the green light. Thanks for making BOTH our cars look like *******s, and I am glad you got pulled over, you deserved it. What I don't appreciate is you making it look like we are going to race RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!!!!
Yeah, I could hear your detector beeping "Im an *******, BEEP BEEP Im an *******!" in your car, but more than that, I COULD SEE THE CHP CAR!!!! Jeebus cripes man! You have the stupid thing on your window for a reason, and just because you see big boobies behind the wheel of an STI doesnt mean its okay to act like a mega-tool!!
*shakes head* All you have to be, is a little bit smarter than the radar detector man....
Last edited by Electra; Oct 8, 2009 at 04:29 PM.
AMEN!!!
Its like they see the Code 3 lights and they panic!! Even the siren doesn't get them out of the way, they go all "Deer in the headlights"...its retarded!!
Here's a new one...
To the **** in the silver Evo today in Gilroy....GFYS....seriously...just GFYS...
Give ya a hint big guy, when YOUR radar detector is beeping, you should probably not try to light up your tires at the green light. Thanks for making BOTH our cars look like *******s, and I am glad you got pulled over, you deserved it. What I don't appreciate is you making it look like we are going to race RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!!!!
Yeah, I could hear your detector beeping "Im an *******, BEEP BEEP Im an *******!" in your car, but more than that, I COULD SEE THE CHP CAR!!!! Jeebus cripes man! You have the stupid thing on your window for a reason, and just because you see big boobies behind the wheel of an STI doesnt mean its okay to act like a mega-tool!!
*shakes head* All you have to be, is a little bit smarter than the radar detector man....
Its like they see the Code 3 lights and they panic!! Even the siren doesn't get them out of the way, they go all "Deer in the headlights"...its retarded!!
Here's a new one...
To the **** in the silver Evo today in Gilroy....GFYS....seriously...just GFYS...
Give ya a hint big guy, when YOUR radar detector is beeping, you should probably not try to light up your tires at the green light. Thanks for making BOTH our cars look like *******s, and I am glad you got pulled over, you deserved it. What I don't appreciate is you making it look like we are going to race RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!!!!
Yeah, I could hear your detector beeping "Im an *******, BEEP BEEP Im an *******!" in your car, but more than that, I COULD SEE THE CHP CAR!!!! Jeebus cripes man! You have the stupid thing on your window for a reason, and just because you see big boobies behind the wheel of an STI doesnt mean its okay to act like a mega-tool!!
*shakes head* All you have to be, is a little bit smarter than the radar detector man....
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hehe thread brought to my attention after my facebook status went up! Thanks Gagan 
Hello Mr Honda Prelude. Yes i know youre cool, i have one too, but mine will eat yours alive... but today you chose to pick on me when i was driving the STi. Poor lil you!
Please dont send me the bill for cleaning your seats or buying you new pants, i felt compelled to teach you not to pick on girls, especially ones who are nicnamed roadrage.
Was it my girl racer lic plate frame that made you want to try and out manuever me in 680 in traffic? was it the outback wagon that cut you off and you thought, well its another subaru, so ill take it out on her? I have no idea what could have posessed you think that you could scare or beat me, but the sweat on your face and lack of color in your skin when i got fed up with you and your pretend racing skills that made all my stress and anger from the day melt away..
hope that when you finally got so scared and pulled off the exit as i drove past laughing and waving while honking at you, that you didnt go home to cry to mommy or tell your silly lil friends that you just got SCHOOLED on the freeway, even tho im sure youd be too embarassed to tell them it was a girl who did it.
yes i did mean to break check you so you stalled out in the fast lane. yes i did drive on the shoulder and cut you off.... but i was just getting started.... let me know if youd like another play date!
PS... no cars, animals or mature people were injured in this. I was taking all ness precautions to avoid letting him accidentally hit someone, and fully aware of all others around me and to the other Subys have gave me thumbs up afterwards ROCKON!
Hello Mr Honda Prelude. Yes i know youre cool, i have one too, but mine will eat yours alive... but today you chose to pick on me when i was driving the STi. Poor lil you!
Please dont send me the bill for cleaning your seats or buying you new pants, i felt compelled to teach you not to pick on girls, especially ones who are nicnamed roadrage.
Was it my girl racer lic plate frame that made you want to try and out manuever me in 680 in traffic? was it the outback wagon that cut you off and you thought, well its another subaru, so ill take it out on her? I have no idea what could have posessed you think that you could scare or beat me, but the sweat on your face and lack of color in your skin when i got fed up with you and your pretend racing skills that made all my stress and anger from the day melt away..
hope that when you finally got so scared and pulled off the exit as i drove past laughing and waving while honking at you, that you didnt go home to cry to mommy or tell your silly lil friends that you just got SCHOOLED on the freeway, even tho im sure youd be too embarassed to tell them it was a girl who did it.
yes i did mean to break check you so you stalled out in the fast lane. yes i did drive on the shoulder and cut you off.... but i was just getting started.... let me know if youd like another play date!
PS... no cars, animals or mature people were injured in this. I was taking all ness precautions to avoid letting him accidentally hit someone, and fully aware of all others around me
and to the other Subys have gave me thumbs up afterwards ROCKON!