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****ing hypermilers in Piruses! goddamn them all. Hit the ****ing gas getting on the highway.......
Someone sticky this *****
Someone sticky this *****
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Old School
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silver c5 corvette, **** YOU!
So it all starts when I'm waiting with my turn signal to merge into the fastrak lane on 84... and this corvette doesn't let me in, so fine, I just slow down, and wait for him to pass me, so then I can make my lane change. So when we get to the toll plaza he goes left, I go right... and he slows waaaaay down for the fastrak lane, like, below the 25mph limit... I just take note and fly through the toll plaza at like 35.
I change lanes all the way over to the right, and I just keep driving...
Coming up to willow street, I get into the far left lane, going about 50, and he's in the right side left turn lane behind some car. I just pull up to the red light, and skip a track on Pandora... waiting for the green, I then make my left and continue.
now, I go like 1/2 mile and then i'm stopped in traffic behind some van, and this douchebag rolls up next to me, rolls down his window, starts yappin' his wrinkled mouth, puts up an L with his finger and thumb and I'm just perplexed.. at the end of his rant (which I can't hear cause my windows are up and Tiesto is ****ing bumping in my noise canceling earbuds...) I could read his lips "i would kill you" as he turns this L into a gun as if he's shooting me with his index finger. I just ignored him, I just looked away. I kept driving, and when I drove past him a half mile later, he's there with his window down, waiting for me, but I keep driving.
I wasn't racing him, I wasn't driving like an asshat, I didn't cut him off, I didn't ****ing do anything to him. Why in the world was he mad at me? I swear to god, if i see him again, I'm gonna rip him a new one about being textbook midlife crisis, and he can take his **** somewhere else.
I don't know if it was racial, or if it was my car or his small limp *****, but i'm gonna guess that it's his small limp *****.
So it all starts when I'm waiting with my turn signal to merge into the fastrak lane on 84... and this corvette doesn't let me in, so fine, I just slow down, and wait for him to pass me, so then I can make my lane change. So when we get to the toll plaza he goes left, I go right... and he slows waaaaay down for the fastrak lane, like, below the 25mph limit... I just take note and fly through the toll plaza at like 35.
I change lanes all the way over to the right, and I just keep driving...
Coming up to willow street, I get into the far left lane, going about 50, and he's in the right side left turn lane behind some car. I just pull up to the red light, and skip a track on Pandora... waiting for the green, I then make my left and continue.
now, I go like 1/2 mile and then i'm stopped in traffic behind some van, and this douchebag rolls up next to me, rolls down his window, starts yappin' his wrinkled mouth, puts up an L with his finger and thumb and I'm just perplexed.. at the end of his rant (which I can't hear cause my windows are up and Tiesto is ****ing bumping in my noise canceling earbuds...) I could read his lips "i would kill you" as he turns this L into a gun as if he's shooting me with his index finger. I just ignored him, I just looked away. I kept driving, and when I drove past him a half mile later, he's there with his window down, waiting for me, but I keep driving.
I wasn't racing him, I wasn't driving like an asshat, I didn't cut him off, I didn't ****ing do anything to him. Why in the world was he mad at me? I swear to god, if i see him again, I'm gonna rip him a new one about being textbook midlife crisis, and he can take his **** somewhere else.
I don't know if it was racial, or if it was my car or his small limp *****, but i'm gonna guess that it's his small limp *****.
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Old School
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Grey BMW 5 Series, **** YOU! (yesterday- same commute)
Sorry, I don't street race. I know you kept revving at me, and wanting me to look over. I know, you kept trying from dumbarton all the way to 101. And when I wouldn't give you the time of day, you had to be sure to cut me off and stay in front of me. Cause yep, you get teh win that way, cause I'm "racing you" right?
Oh, and that move you pulled in front of that truck, cutting off that semi at the last minute getting on to 101, that was smooth. very smooth. I'm sure it satisfied you that you were still in front of me.
Oh, and when you got onto 101, in heavy traffic, cutting people off to get to lane number 2 before I could get to lane number 2, awesome. You're my hero. I'm sorry it had to end there though, as you were too much of a ***** to get into the carpool lane at 8:54am... So I passed you by. bet that pissed you off...
Oh, and how did I know you aren't in an M5? Cause only morons would debadge an M5, you aren't a moron are you?
Sorry, I don't street race. I know you kept revving at me, and wanting me to look over. I know, you kept trying from dumbarton all the way to 101. And when I wouldn't give you the time of day, you had to be sure to cut me off and stay in front of me. Cause yep, you get teh win that way, cause I'm "racing you" right?
Oh, and that move you pulled in front of that truck, cutting off that semi at the last minute getting on to 101, that was smooth. very smooth. I'm sure it satisfied you that you were still in front of me.
Oh, and when you got onto 101, in heavy traffic, cutting people off to get to lane number 2 before I could get to lane number 2, awesome. You're my hero. I'm sorry it had to end there though, as you were too much of a ***** to get into the carpool lane at 8:54am... So I passed you by. bet that pissed you off...
Oh, and how did I know you aren't in an M5? Cause only morons would debadge an M5, you aren't a moron are you?
This thread is instant win! Sticky for sure!
Hey you in the red Neon SRT in Gilroy...**** off...
Everytime I drive through town you try to race me...revving and squealing your tires at every light doesnt make you cool...so just stop! Dont hate on me just because I have 4, yes four, read it FOUR power windows and you only have two...
This thread should be fun!
Hey you in the red Neon SRT in Gilroy...**** off...
Everytime I drive through town you try to race me...revving and squealing your tires at every light doesnt make you cool...so just stop! Dont hate on me just because I have 4, yes four, read it FOUR power windows and you only have two...
This thread should be fun!
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this thread is gonna be full of so much WIN!!!
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now
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