The Offical BAIC "Hey you, yeah, you in the..."
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Old School
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This thread is instant win! Sticky for sure!
Hey you in the red Neon SRT in Gilroy...**** off...
Everytime I drive through town you try to race me...revving and squealing your tires at every light doesnt make you cool...so just stop! Dont hate on me just because I have 4, yes four, read it FOUR power windows and you only have two...
This thread should be fun!
Hey you in the red Neon SRT in Gilroy...**** off...
Everytime I drive through town you try to race me...revving and squealing your tires at every light doesnt make you cool...so just stop! Dont hate on me just because I have 4, yes four, read it FOUR power windows and you only have two...
This thread should be fun!
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Old School
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From: Union City
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this thread is gonna be full of so much WIN!!!
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now
Oh look, another SRT4 owner. Could be a recurring theme in this thread.
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From: Bay Area CA
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YOU! YOU on the radio. GET THE F*CK OFF MY RADIO! yeah i'm talkin to you, MILEY CYRUS! what the HELL. i hate hearing your voice. since when did hip-hop become miley pop. GOD. i just wanna bash in my radio with a f*ckin TUBA. *changes station*
sorry. i don't got any real cool car-related stories
sorry. i don't got any real cool car-related stories
I have "run-ins" with this douchebag all the time! Makes me seriously want to punch him! Wait till I see him when I am in my big *** truck! Then he's going down!!!
I think we will see a lot of SRT bashing in this thread...and I think it will be great!
@Irish Car Bomb -
love it!
@Irish Car Bomb -
love it!
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From: San Leandro, CA
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Eh...my answer to all of that is...
1)Smile
2)Extend middle finger
3)Mouth "**** off and die"
4)Keep on driving.
and in cases where said ******* still keeps it up
1)hit the gas
2)get in front
3)Brakecheck!
1)Smile
2)Extend middle finger
3)Mouth "**** off and die"
4)Keep on driving.
and in cases where said ******* still keeps it up
1)hit the gas
2)get in front
3)Brakecheck!
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Old School
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It's easiler to just ignore, or just laugh hysterically at them.
That usually gets them to feel that **** pretty quick.
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hey you in the shades with a passenger driving down capitol in a 06-07 white wrx wagon with black wheels/ polished lip, slow down bro. no need to tailgate me and others before you get to the on ramp, and SLOW THE **** DOWN. i saw you drive up aborn a few days back like you're on some time trial. you're embarrassing the suby community.
hey you in the silver 04-05 sti. there's no need to try and weave around a wall of drivers going THE SPEED LIMIT. SLOW THE **** DOWN. you're embarrassing the suby community
hey you in the silver 04-05 sti. there's no need to try and weave around a wall of drivers going THE SPEED LIMIT. SLOW THE **** DOWN. you're embarrassing the suby community
alright i will play
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
hello to the two *******s this morning in rush hour traffic. First, the ***** who cut me off at the last second to get on the on-ramp. **** you. Learn how to change lanes before you NEED to. Then you trap me next to a semi and leave 1/2 mile (literally) between you and the car ahead of you. 3-4 car lengths with give you PLENTY of time to stop... especially since we were only doing 35mph!!!
Second, to the ******* that blocked me in after I got around that first *****. I don't know if you were that *****es husband or brother, but I ran into you about 10 minutes after I finally got around that other *****. **** you for blocking me in and leaving 1/2 mile between you and the car ahead of you. Seriously, I have never seen two of you on the road at the same time.
LEARN HOW TO ****ING DRIVE. Stop talking on your cell or texting or reading the paper or reading emails or whatever the **** you are doing that you need ****ing 1/2 mile in front of you so you don't crash into the person ahead.
I love this thread.
Second, to the ******* that blocked me in after I got around that first *****. I don't know if you were that *****es husband or brother, but I ran into you about 10 minutes after I finally got around that other *****. **** you for blocking me in and leaving 1/2 mile between you and the car ahead of you. Seriously, I have never seen two of you on the road at the same time.
LEARN HOW TO ****ING DRIVE. Stop talking on your cell or texting or reading the paper or reading emails or whatever the **** you are doing that you need ****ing 1/2 mile in front of you so you don't crash into the person ahead.
I love this thread.
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YOU! YOU on the radio. GET THE F*CK OFF MY RADIO! yeah i'm talkin to you, MILEY CYRUS! what the HELL. i hate hearing your voice. since when did hip-hop become miley pop. GOD. i just wanna bash in my radio with a f*ckin TUBA. *changes station*
sorry. i don't got any real cool car-related stories
sorry. i don't got any real cool car-related stories
Thread Starter
Old School
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,983
From: Union City
Car Info: '99 RBP GM6
alright i will play
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
**** YOU all you damn idiots that have no idea what to do when an <insert emergency vehicle with sirens and light> comes your way. NO you dont just STOP. NO moron, dont get over to the LEFT, i am NOT allowed legally to pass you on the right. NO you schmuck, not doing anything at all DOESNT HELP EITHER. WTF, WHY are swerving around trying to help me get by you????!!!!???
oh, and to asshats who follow <same group of lights and sirens> right on our ***...GET OFF MAN!!!! jeez, just cuz i am going code 3 DOES NOT mean you can. I am heavily trained and everytime you follow you and i are taking a risk at ours and others lives. STAY the F BACK!!!!
i swear, after 18 years in the FF/Medic world, i can barely think of a run where someone didnt know what to do when they see blinky light and hear sirens.....only if i dint see any cars at all......
man I wish our country would quit handing out licenses like they are coupons at MCd's....
josh
License need to be made much harder to get.