The Offical BAIC "Hey you, yeah, you in the..."
this thread is gonna be full of so much WIN!!!
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now
hey you in the douche bag, gay looking, rice rocketing srt 4 with the gigantic oversized hood.
first off i hate you, you drive like a douche bag everywhere in cotati. you have that after market hood that bubbles up in the middle 2 feet higher than the stock one did, i am not even sure if you can see over it.
you must nto be abel to becuase the last week you have cut me off twice at the last second because you are just to much of a **** to wait to get to the turn like everyone else, you have to jump over from the straight lane. Twice you have done this when my kid has been in my car, pray to the SRT gods there isnt a third time. AND THEN you stop, not gently but you slam on the brakes. ITS A FORCED TURN YOU ****!!! Thats why it has its own lane. There is no yield sign, there is no stop sign, just drive through it and quit stopping.
And finally you lousy piece of ****, I am glad you recognize me outside my car, but when I am playing at the park with my son, I dont need you to hang out by the stop sign revving your engine so i can hear you dumb-*** BOV. You just look like an asshat sitting there tryign to get my attention and you are scaring my son. Quit that **** or I will start chucking rocks. ****ing *******.
i feel much better now

Last edited by latebrake; Oct 8, 2009 at 07:52 PM.
If I want to go 55 in a 45, thats my call not someone else. You see me come up, I flash my brights 2 times, MOVE so I can go past...otherwise I am going to ride your butt and make your life a living hell.
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to the soccer mom at driving her huge *** tahoe, get the F--- off the phone when you drive as you seem to me one minded and like to drift into the middle of the highway taking up both lanes and not allowing me or the other car to pass. I hope you learned your lesson from the ticket that you got as you clearly didnt see the cop with his radar gun out as you cruised 70+ on a 55mph road. I hope you have a suspended liecence, and never drive again.
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this thread is automatic win
love,
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this thread is automatic win
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To all those idiots that don't want to wear out their turn signal bulbs by actually using their turn signals. I am not a psychic and I shouldn't have to be.
Hey you... Yeah, you in the CHP car writting me a ticket for passing in the center divide, I was pulling out of my driveway and merging, not passing the land rover, you fing moron! Enjoy your life as a meter maid with a gun.
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With a good diagram showing your house and where you were cited, you should easily be able to contest this.



