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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:34 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:35 AM

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:35 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:35 AM

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yomomma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:35 AM

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Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:36 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:36 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

I said that one already!!!!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:36 AM

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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:37 AM

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:37 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

hahahahaha

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:37 AM

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yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:37 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

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Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:38 AM

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Yo momma so fat when the b!tch goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:38 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.

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