AUDT: DarkOnion Blind Date Game

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Old Dec 1, 2010 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by G_Ride
^ haha, very true. Don't forget, the way the economy is right now $100 can get you more nowadays.
in Sore Cal

$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
Old Dec 1, 2010 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
in Sore Cal

$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
time to go to Sore Cal
Old Dec 1, 2010 | 11:40 AM
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I FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE Darkonion! http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=582
Old Dec 1, 2010 | 11:01 PM
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I FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE Darkonion! http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=582
I don't think DarkOnion has enough money to fly his *** to Thailand.
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 08:22 AM
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I don't think DarkOnion has enough money to fly his *** to Thailand.
His *** would fly to the US to meet you
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 12:03 PM
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His *** would fly to the US to MEAT youR ***
Fixed.
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 04:53 PM
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fixed. :d
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
in Sore Cal

$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
google maps please...




lol.........
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
Fixed.
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 04:09 PM
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Still only half way. All you I-Club bro's need to help this DO guys get some. I'd donate, but I barely have $12 in my account.
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 07:32 PM
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how much are we up to ?

we can have him come to so cal for a korean girl. That will only cost us 40$ in gas right DO?
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 07:52 PM
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^ DO should match what everyone is putting up.
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
how much are we up to ?

we can have him come to so cal for a korean girl. That will only cost us 40$ in gas right DO?
DarkOnion-mobile leaking oil and currently getting poor gas mileage.
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 11:11 PM
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DarkOnion-mobile leaking oil and currently getting poor gas mileage.
well you get nor cal hooker. The 40 will go to her.

so add it up how much do we have? what territory is that in?
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
well you get nor cal hooker. The 40 will go to her.

so add it up how much do we have? what territory is that in?
I think last I heard, $100. I think that is good enough for a 15 minute special?



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