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Old 12-01-2010, 09:32 AM
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^ haha, very true. Don't forget, the way the economy is right now $100 can get you more nowadays.
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$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
in Sore Cal

$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
time to go to Sore Cal
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I FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE Darkonion! http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=582
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:01 PM
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I FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE Darkonion! http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=582
I don't think DarkOnion has enough money to fly his *** to Thailand.
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Old 12-02-2010, 08:22 AM
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I don't think DarkOnion has enough money to fly his *** to Thailand.
His *** would fly to the US to meet you
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His *** would fly to the US to MEAT youR ***
Fixed.
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fixed. :d
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
in Sore Cal

$140 will get you a 21-26 year old Korean girl who gives you a shower, a crappy back massage and excellent oral rub downs. I would have went further but I couldn't. I was too excited. It must have been the Korean techno music she was playing in the background.
google maps please...




lol.........
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Fixed.
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Old 12-05-2010, 04:09 PM
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Still only half way. All you I-Club bro's need to help this DO guys get some. I'd donate, but I barely have $12 in my account.
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how much are we up to ?

we can have him come to so cal for a korean girl. That will only cost us 40$ in gas right DO?
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^ DO should match what everyone is putting up.
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Old 12-05-2010, 09:36 PM
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how much are we up to ?

we can have him come to so cal for a korean girl. That will only cost us 40$ in gas right DO?
DarkOnion-mobile leaking oil and currently getting poor gas mileage.
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:11 PM
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well you get nor cal hooker. The 40 will go to her.

so add it up how much do we have? what territory is that in?
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
well you get nor cal hooker. The 40 will go to her.

so add it up how much do we have? what territory is that in?
I think last I heard, $100. I think that is good enough for a 15 minute special?
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