Ask and you shall receive.

 

hahaha SJSU. Is this near Sweeney Hall?

 

I say we have a AUDT fund raising event and get Kev a really nice hooker for the evening. He can take her out to dinner, all classy like, then the people on i-club who love kev can chip in for him to seal the deal.

Come on people...this has been going on too long. He's a nice guy, lets get together and cut him a break.

Who's with me?

 

I will donate $10, just take him to the Bunny Ranch.

 

Too expensive, I wasn't thinking that high end. I'm talking about one of our local bay area craigslist superstars

 

The grand finale: after Kevin's all done, everyone who contributed can come in and bukkake the hooker before letting her go.

 

i saw one over at hugh gillis

 

Come on people, with my $10 and ryansti's $10 that only makes a grand total of $20..so far we've only raised enough money for a 55 year old toothless crack *****...we can do better than this for Kev.

Please pledge, it's going to a VERY good cause

 

I'm willing to go $20 if she has all her teeth!

 

o.k. people, we're moving along...I'll match ryansti's $20 so that brings us to a total of $40....that means the lucky trick turner has all of her teeth but probably has a bad substance addiction....we may get lucky and get an attractive ho that's fallen on bad times...

Another few pledges could get this champion amongst men a night that he will never forget..please dig deep

 

 

You're doing it wrong, that's the true chick magnet right thurr, brah.

 

I'll add $20

 

I think I'll throw down $20 as well. But I am getting a sneaky suspicion that Kevin isn't going to be on board with this plan.

 

Just an FYI, we had "Date with Darkonion" on the list of raffle prizes at BAM X... We didn't really raffle a date with him, but it was on the list of prizes that everyone say prior to buying a ticket.