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Old 09-13-2010, 07:14 PM
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:21 PM
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hahaha SJSU. Is this near Sweeney Hall?
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I say we have a AUDT fund raising event and get Kev a really nice hooker for the evening. He can take her out to dinner, all classy like, then the people on i-club who love kev can chip in for him to seal the deal.

Come on people...this has been going on too long. He's a nice guy, lets get together and cut him a break.

Who's with me?
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I will donate $10, just take him to the Bunny Ranch.
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:59 PM
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I will donate $10, just take him to the Bunny Ranch.
Too expensive, I wasn't thinking that high end. I'm talking about one of our local bay area craigslist superstars
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Originally Posted by glenspen
I say we have a AUDT fund raising event and get Kev a really nice hooker for the evening. He can take her out to dinner, all classy like, then the people on i-club who love kev can chip in for him to seal the deal.

Come on people...this has been going on too long. He's a nice guy, lets get together and cut him a break.

Who's with me?
The grand finale: after Kevin's all done, everyone who contributed can come in and bukkake the hooker before letting her go.
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Originally Posted by Guillermo
hahaha SJSU. Is this near Sweeney Hall?
i saw one over at hugh gillis
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
The grand finale: after Kevin's all done, everyone who contributed can come in and bukkake the hooker before letting her go.
Come on people, with my $10 and ryansti's $10 that only makes a grand total of $20..so far we've only raised enough money for a 55 year old toothless crack *****...we can do better than this for Kev.

Please pledge, it's going to a VERY good cause
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I'm willing to go $20 if she has all her teeth!
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Originally Posted by ryansti
I'm willing to go $20 if she has all her teeth!
o.k. people, we're moving along...I'll match ryansti's $20 so that brings us to a total of $40....that means the lucky trick turner has all of her teeth but probably has a bad substance addiction....we may get lucky and get an attractive ho that's fallen on bad times...

Another few pledges could get this champion amongst men a night that he will never forget..please dig deep
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You're doing it wrong, that's the true chick magnet right thurr, brah.
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Originally Posted by glenspen
o.k. people, we're moving along...I'll match ryansti's $20 so that brings us to a total of $40....that means the lucky trick turner has all of her teeth but probably has a bad substance addiction....we may get lucky and get an attractive ho that's fallen on bad times...

Another few pledges could get this champion amongst men a night that he will never forget..please dig deep
I'll add $20
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Originally Posted by glenspen
o.k. people, we're moving along...I'll match ryansti's $20 so that brings us to a total of $40....that means the lucky trick turner has all of her teeth but probably has a bad substance addiction....we may get lucky and get an attractive ho that's fallen on bad times...

Another few pledges could get this champion amongst men a night that he will never forget..please dig deep
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I'll add $20
I think I'll throw down $20 as well. But I am getting a sneaky suspicion that Kevin isn't going to be on board with this plan.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:58 AM
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Just an FYI, we had "Date with Darkonion" on the list of raffle prizes at BAM X... We didn't really raffle a date with him, but it was on the list of prizes that everyone say prior to buying a ticket.
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