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Nov 29, 2010 | 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chef WRX

Oh wow....this is truly the most epically sad thread I have just read through. I do have a suggestion though, instead of a craigslist superstar. We should make it a San Francisco T.L. special!

It did pique my interest to see what this was about. Seeing as it's a game, we should take my suggestion the most serious though. Someone team up w/ me to find the best of the T.L.!

That's your problem.

Nov 29, 2010 | 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by darkonion

Hi all.

This is going to be fun. Sigma Pi, I think you'll have fun with this one.
!

Hmm missed this one the first time

Nov 29, 2010 | 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by glenspen

Too expensive, I wasn't thinking that high end. I'm talking about one of our local bay area craigslist superstars

in for 20$

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:00 PM

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it's really not that hard(thats what she said...). if you are currently single and not very good looking, you need to lower your standards and bang some uglies. beggars can't be choosers.

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:03 PM

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what if there are no standards and still not pulling ***?

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:05 PM

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what if there are no standards and still not pulling ***?

start hanging out with gay people. 90% of the time you will hook up with one of their girlfriends cuz they're all freaks.

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:11 PM

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its a plan DO

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:28 PM

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I'm with Sigma Pi, can't believe I missed this one too.

I still don't understand why the desperate are so picky.

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:37 PM

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I still don't understand why the desperate are so picky.

Yeah thats what I dont get. It is like they are self defeating. Like they dont want to happens o they will sabotage it.

Nov 29, 2010 | 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Chef WRX

Oh wow....this is truly the most epically sad thread I have just read through. I do have a suggestion though, instead of a craigslist superstar. We should make it a San Francisco T.L. special!

It did pique my interest to see what this was about. Seeing as it's a game, we should take my suggestion the most serious though. Someone team up w/ me to find the best of the T.L.!

Since you're new, you've never seen many of the AUDTs (Another Useless DarkOnion Threads). This stuff isn't new.

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Originally Posted by Simonster

it's really not that hard(thats what she said...). if you are currently single and not very good looking, you need to lower your standards and bang some uglies. beggars can't be choosers.

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Originally Posted by Simonster

start hanging out with gay people. 90% of the time you will hook up with one of their girlfriends cuz they're all freaks.

Nov 29, 2010 | 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Simonster

it's really not that hard(thats what she said...). if you are currently single and not very good looking, you need to lower your standards and bang some uglies. beggars can't be choosers.

aka, get some ****ing ( literally...... ) practice in. then reel in the dimepieces

Nov 29, 2010 | 06:57 PM

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aka, get some ****ing ( literally...... ) practice in. then reel in the dimepieces

amen, a dimepiece is attracted to swagger. some people are born with it, some people aren't. but in the mean time, getting your dick wet and boosting your ego wouldn't hurt

(iswydt)

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Nov 29, 2010 | 07:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chef WRX

Oh wow....this is truly the most epically sad thread I have just read through. I do have a suggestion though, instead of a craigslist superstar. We should make it a San Francisco T.L. special!

It did pique my interest to see what this was about. Seeing as it's a game, we should take my suggestion the most serious though. Someone team up w/ me to find the best of the T.L.!

Anthony, if you meet the OP, you'll get what this thread is about.