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Old Dec 6, 2010 | 11:03 PM
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^ DO should do it; it might attract the ladies even more.
Who would buy an automatic panda rice rocket?
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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But what if DO lasts longer??
have you seen 40 YO virgin? 1 min later


btw these are pros. They know what they are doing. You do not
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 03:59 PM
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have you seen 40 YO virgin? 1 min later


btw these are pros. They know what they are doing. You do not
No faith...
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 04:08 PM
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No faith...
No not at all.

Come to so cal.
if you cant last 5 Mins you pay for everything
if you last more than 5 mins. I will pay for everything, girl, travel, and one cigar.

what do you think about that?
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
No not at all.

Come to so cal.
if you cant last 5 Mins you pay for everything
if you last more than 5 mins. I will pay for everything, girl, travel, and one cigar.

what do you think about that?
Start concentrating on mentally naming the entire lineup of your favorite sports team. Concentrate on mentally picturing each player's face as you name him to yourself.
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
Start concentrating on mentally naming the entire lineup of your favorite sports team. Concentrate on mentally picturing each player's face as you name him to yourself.
while she massages your prostate? good luck
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
while she massages your prostate? good luck
Ugh, anything involving the bunghole freaks me out.
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 05:26 PM
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But bung holes are good! That's where all the booze comes from!
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 05:27 PM
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Hell no. Nothing is going to go up my ***.
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 05:33 PM
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But bung holes are good! That's where all the booze comes from!
That's A bunghole. I'm talking about THE bunghole.
And besides, stuff COMING OUT of bungholes = GOOD; stuff GOING INTO bungholes = BAD. Amiriteorwhut?
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
That's A bunghole. I'm talking about THE bunghole.
And besides, stuff COMING OUT of bungholes = GOOD; stuff GOING INTO bungholes = BAD. Amiriteorwhut?
Choku, great minds think alike, because I agree.
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 08:22 PM
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Choku, great minds think alike, because I agree.
you must have never had the pleasure, don't knock it till you try it. you probbaly got 2 tabs of asian and 10 tabs of **** open on your browser right now. 'aint gotta lie to kick it'
Old Dec 8, 2010 | 11:03 AM
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Hell no. Nothing is going to go up my ***.
she has small fingers
Old Dec 8, 2010 | 11:23 AM
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she has small fingers
Sorry dude, that kind of grosses me out.
Old Dec 8, 2010 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
No not at all.

Come to so cal.
if you cant last 5 Mins you pay for everything
if you last more than 5 mins. I will pay for everything, girl, travel, and one cigar.

what do you think about that?
I'm in on this trip. I'll cover the traveling expenses.



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