AUDT: DarkOnion Blind Date Game
07-18-2010, 01:30 AM
#1
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AUDT: DarkOnion Blind Date Game
Hi all.
This is going to be fun. Sigma Pi, I think you'll have fun with this one.
D.O./Chick Magnet would like to introduce the DarkOnionBlindDateGame!
Rules are as is... 4 or 5 I-Club members or team of I-Club members are to find a female individual that will consent to a blind date. Their job is to find a female individual that they think would be best compatible with the very desirable Chika Magneto (I made that up), aka DarkOnion. They will provide a description in this thread. DarkOnion likes to live life dangerously. He has decided to let I-Club choose. A poll will be created. The members of I-Club will vote who the think D.O. would be most compatible with. The winner of the poll will be the first date with D.O. Runner up will be second. So on...
1. These teams will then write a description of their girl. To make this fun, you need to write these descriptions using an over-the-top, game show introduction style tone. Ex. Contestant #1 is an exotic female who loves to take long walks on the beach, chomp down raw fish and rice, and bump, set, spike into the wee hours of the night!
1a. Teams can consist up to two (2) I-Clubber.
1b. Members from chapters not BAIC or SRIC may also form teams. Mixing and matching chapters is A-OK!
2. When finding a female contestant, you should really find someone you think D.O. would be compatible with. Please don't volunteer your grandmother, or the dude next door. Though that might be funny... Just don't do it.
2a. Contestant needs to be female! And must of been female her whole life.
2b. Contestant needs to be from the Bay Area or Sacramento. Sorry you Central Cali and So-Cal guys. I'll come if you buy me a plane ticket.
2c. Contestant must not be married, seeing someone, or chained down. D.O. doesn't have enough game to homewreck.
2d. Contestant needs to be human.
3. You are not allowed to post a picture of the contestant. And you are not allowed to show pictures of D.O. to the contestant. This is... a blind date.
3a. You ARE allowed to tell the contestant my description which I will post here. "coming soon"
4. A poll will be created. The contestant with the most votes will be the first blind date. The contestant with the next greatest votes will be the second, etc.
4a. D.O. will blind date the contestant in order until he finds a contestant that he fells would be suitable for a second date.
5. (more rules to come, added as necessary)
Info for I-Club teams. May not be shared with contestants.
D.O. is a towering 5'7". And a very mature 24 years of age. He is Vietnamese and hails from the oh so exciting town of Fremont. In his spare time, he likes to play video games, tinker with cars, and ponder what useless thread he is going to post next. D.O. currently attends UC Davis and is currently a 4.0 student (Not!) majoring in Statistics. His favorite anime is Initial D, and his favorite movie is Initial D with Jay Chou (ugh, not really). When he's rounding the Top Gear track like the Stig, he likes to listen to angry music like Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Static X, or Breaking Benjamin. And his perfect date would include a nice long walk on the beach (not true).
You guys can ask me question to learn more about me.
03_Impreza_Al, I am going to leave you a little space right here so you can flame my stupid thread just like you do all my other threads.
"
"
Happy Hunting!! Flame suit on!!!
This is going to be fun. Sigma Pi, I think you'll have fun with this one.
D.O./Chick Magnet would like to introduce the DarkOnionBlindDateGame!
Rules are as is... 4 or 5 I-Club members or team of I-Club members are to find a female individual that will consent to a blind date. Their job is to find a female individual that they think would be best compatible with the very desirable Chika Magneto (I made that up), aka DarkOnion. They will provide a description in this thread. DarkOnion likes to live life dangerously. He has decided to let I-Club choose. A poll will be created. The members of I-Club will vote who the think D.O. would be most compatible with. The winner of the poll will be the first date with D.O. Runner up will be second. So on...
1. These teams will then write a description of their girl. To make this fun, you need to write these descriptions using an over-the-top, game show introduction style tone. Ex. Contestant #1 is an exotic female who loves to take long walks on the beach, chomp down raw fish and rice, and bump, set, spike into the wee hours of the night!
1a. Teams can consist up to two (2) I-Clubber.
1b. Members from chapters not BAIC or SRIC may also form teams. Mixing and matching chapters is A-OK!
2. When finding a female contestant, you should really find someone you think D.O. would be compatible with. Please don't volunteer your grandmother, or the dude next door. Though that might be funny... Just don't do it.
2a. Contestant needs to be female! And must of been female her whole life.
2b. Contestant needs to be from the Bay Area or Sacramento. Sorry you Central Cali and So-Cal guys. I'll come if you buy me a plane ticket.
2c. Contestant must not be married, seeing someone, or chained down. D.O. doesn't have enough game to homewreck.
2d. Contestant needs to be human.
3. You are not allowed to post a picture of the contestant. And you are not allowed to show pictures of D.O. to the contestant. This is... a blind date.
3a. You ARE allowed to tell the contestant my description which I will post here. "coming soon"
4. A poll will be created. The contestant with the most votes will be the first blind date. The contestant with the next greatest votes will be the second, etc.
4a. D.O. will blind date the contestant in order until he finds a contestant that he fells would be suitable for a second date.
5. (more rules to come, added as necessary)
Info for I-Club teams. May not be shared with contestants.
D.O. is a towering 5'7". And a very mature 24 years of age. He is Vietnamese and hails from the oh so exciting town of Fremont. In his spare time, he likes to play video games, tinker with cars, and ponder what useless thread he is going to post next. D.O. currently attends UC Davis and is currently a 4.0 student (Not!) majoring in Statistics. His favorite anime is Initial D, and his favorite movie is Initial D with Jay Chou (ugh, not really). When he's rounding the Top Gear track like the Stig, he likes to listen to angry music like Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Static X, or Breaking Benjamin. And his perfect date would include a nice long walk on the beach (not true).
You guys can ask me question to learn more about me.
03_Impreza_Al, I am going to leave you a little space right here so you can flame my stupid thread just like you do all my other threads.
"
"
Happy Hunting!! Flame suit on!!!
Last edited by darkonion; 07-19-2010 at 10:15 PM. Reason: Epic thread needs epic grammar.
07-18-2010, 01:43 AM
#4
This will be interesting...
What do the teammates have to do other than find a girl and write a description? I would be down to be Walter's teammate but it looks like he has already gotten everything taken care of.
What do the teammates have to do other than find a girl and write a description? I would be down to be Walter's teammate but it looks like he has already gotten everything taken care of.
Last edited by JourdanWithaU; 07-18-2010 at 01:47 AM.
07-18-2010, 01:46 AM
#5
OH HE SAID IT HIMSELF!!!
Lets do this guys!
[01:34] Kevin: jourdan
[01:34] Kevin: i posted a audt
[01:34] Kevin: you know you want to check it out
[01:34] Jourdan: oh boy
[01:34] Jourdan: what is the title?
[01:35] Kevin: audt: DarkOnion blind date game
[01:35] Jourdan: ...
[01:35] Kevin: hahahaha
[01:35] Kevin: it is going to be epic
[01:35] Jourdan: I do kinda want to go check that out
[01:35] Kevin: there are so many ways this can end badly
[01:34] Kevin: i posted a audt
[01:34] Kevin: you know you want to check it out
[01:34] Jourdan: oh boy
[01:34] Jourdan: what is the title?
[01:35] Kevin: audt: DarkOnion blind date game
[01:35] Jourdan: ...
[01:35] Kevin: hahahaha
[01:35] Kevin: it is going to be epic
[01:35] Jourdan: I do kinda want to go check that out
[01:35] Kevin: there are so many ways this can end badly
Lets do this guys!
07-18-2010, 01:56 AM
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Chicks dig me. April Fool's!
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I'll throw in Chick Magnet 2.0 shirts to the team with the contestant with the most votes.
07-18-2010, 02:08 AM
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What do you like most about gir- Women?
What is your true passion? To better Pactin's two girls, one Pactin, with 3 girls and one Onion.
Truthfully, to be a good role model and a loving father and husband.
Who/what is your favorite mod? Sigma Pi. Or my HADOUKN plate.
What bodily feature do you like the best? Smile is a huge plus. A girl with a nice smile is D.O.'s Kryptonite.
He made me ask these questions...
Yeah... I did... Shameful isn't it?!
What is your true passion? To better Pactin's two girls, one Pactin, with 3 girls and one Onion.
Truthfully, to be a good role model and a loving father and husband.
Who/what is your favorite mod? Sigma Pi. Or my HADOUKN plate.
What bodily feature do you like the best? Smile is a huge plus. A girl with a nice smile is D.O.'s Kryptonite.
He made me ask these questions...
Yeah... I did... Shameful isn't it?!
07-18-2010, 09:50 AM
#14
What do you like most about gir- Women?
What is your true passion? To better Pactin's two girls, one Pactin, with 3 girls and one Onion.
Truthfully, to be a good role model and a loving father and husband.
Who/what is your favorite mod? Sigma Pi. Or my HADOUKN plate.
What bodily feature do you like the best? Smile is a huge plus. A girl with a nice smile is D.O.'s Kryptonite.
He made me ask these questions...
Yeah... I did... Shameful isn't it?!
What is your true passion? To better Pactin's two girls, one Pactin, with 3 girls and one Onion.
Truthfully, to be a good role model and a loving father and husband.
Who/what is your favorite mod? Sigma Pi. Or my HADOUKN plate.
What bodily feature do you like the best? Smile is a huge plus. A girl with a nice smile is D.O.'s Kryptonite.
He made me ask these questions...
Yeah... I did... Shameful isn't it?!
Wow Matt, you suck.......
