Anybody got any Russian/Soviet Union (or any Eastern European) jokes?
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Uuummm...Chernobyl disaster happened in 1986, when Ukraine was still under the USSR umbrella. The fallout from the disaster drifted into and affected many of the neighboring Soviet and European countries, not just Ukraine. Soooo, there is nothing really wrong with my wording...
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Uuummm...Chernobyl disaster happened in 1986, when Ukraine was still under the USSR umbrella. The fallout from the disaster drifted into and affected many of the neighboring Soviet and European countries, not just Ukraine. Soooo, there is nothing really wrong with my wording...
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Yups, but more like the very end of 1991. That's when USSR officially dissolved and all of the countries declared their independence. I am too lazy to Google the exact dates and facts 
This dodgey Russian's senses are much more guided by presence of money and nice material possessions Must be the Jew in me and having to scrape by for such a long time with bare minimums
Must be the Jew in me and having to scrape by for such a long time with bare minimums
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i was just saying.... cuz im from Ukraine and i was born the same year... i know when Ukraine became a country on its own... just some people dont know that there is a big differences between Ukraine and Russian languages and its two diffident countries, and many people mix up cities... i not trying to start anything here so don't start yell at an innocent little girl here
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I always like this quote about Ukrainians that my Senior class English teacher said.
"Ukrainians are like the Texas of Russia. They think they can fight harder, learn quicker, and **** better than any Eastern European."
Yeah. That sums it up about right.
"Ukrainians are like the Texas of Russia. They think they can fight harder, learn quicker, and **** better than any Eastern European."
Yeah. That sums it up about right.
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i was just saying.... cuz im from Ukraine and i was born the same year... i know when Ukraine became a country on its own... just some people dont know that there is a big differences between Ukraine and Russian languages and its two diffident countries, and many people mix up cities... i not trying to start anything here so don't start yell at an innocent little girl here
, just more of knee jerk reaction due to similar reasons...people really not knowing anything about USSR/Russia. Tis was just a general joke Aaannnddd to get back on track...
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Yea if we have to learn about USA why can't other ppl take a little time to learn about other countries.... there is more stuff out there... oh well back on track
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Ummm, I think Russians should be one of the last people to be mocked when it comes to pugilism... 
Oh, and to keep this post on topic...
Q: How do you it's a Russian firing squad?
A: They're standing in a circle!
*ba-doom-pisssh!*
Oh, and to keep this post on topic...
Q: How do you it's a Russian firing squad?
A: They're standing in a circle!
*ba-doom-pisssh!*
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