Anybody got any black jokes?
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Umm I guess i'll be the one to start
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: What's long, black and stinky?
A: The unemployment line.
Q: How does a black woman fight crime?
A: She has an abortion.
Q: What do blacks and apples have in common?
A: They both look good hanging from trees.
*Disclaimer* None of these jokes represent my viewpoints. Just posting for fun.
A: The unemployment line.
Q: How does a black woman fight crime?
A: She has an abortion.
Q: What do blacks and apples have in common?
A: They both look good hanging from trees.
*Disclaimer* None of these jokes represent my viewpoints. Just posting for fun.
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Q:what's the difference between a black person and a bucket of $h1t?
A:the bucket of $h1t turns white and loses it's smell.
Q:what's the only time a white guy will wink at a black guy?
A:*motions sniper rifle//*looks into scope//****** gun*
***PURELY for comedic purposes..I'm not racist,don't get it twisted.
A:the bucket of $h1t turns white and loses it's smell.
Q:what's the only time a white guy will wink at a black guy?
A:*motions sniper rifle//*looks into scope//****** gun*
***PURELY for comedic purposes..I'm not racist,don't get it twisted.
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1. Q: How long does it take for a black lady to take a poop?
A: 9 months.
2. Q: In a black person's life what is long and hard?
A:1st grade.
^___^
A: 9 months.
2. Q: In a black person's life what is long and hard?
A:1st grade.
^___^
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A. Why don't black people have dreams?
B. Because the last one to have one got shot.
A. Why did so many black people die in the civil war?
B. Because when the general told them to get down they all started dancing.
*just for ****s and giggles....I am not racist towards blacks.
B. Because the last one to have one got shot.
A. Why did so many black people die in the civil war?
B. Because when the general told them to get down they all started dancing.
*just for ****s and giggles....I am not racist towards blacks.