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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:23 AM
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A black kid comes home from school one day and says "Mom, I have the biggest dick in the 3rd grade. Is it because I'm black?" The mom replied "No *****, it's because you're supposed to be in the 12th grade."
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:41 AM
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A black baby died and was given wings by god.

He asked god "does this mean that I'm an angel now?"

God laughed and said "nah n!gga, you a bat"

Such a racist joke, but its really funny.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:45 AM
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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:45 AM
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What does Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make black people run fast

Why do black people call white people honkies?

Because that's the last thing they hear before they get hit.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 12:08 PM
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a cadillac with 5 black people goes off a cliff. Whats sad about that story?
A: a cadillac seats 6

Q: how do u break up a million man march?
A: fly over head and drop job aplications
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Let see how far this thread goes!!
is token Correy scheduled for an appointment today or something? he usually has lots of whiteguy jokes
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 12:21 PM
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what are 3 things you cant give a black guy?

a black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 12:32 PM
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Why do black people have white palms?

Because when god was spraying them black their hands were against the wall.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 12:53 PM
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Q. Why are black people so tall?

A. Because there knee grows!!
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Simonster
Q: why do non black people think it's ok to continuously put down the race in a little ol' message board?
A: ***** envy.

amidoinitright.com?

Having been in the military and showering with many naked dudes, I can attest that large *****' come in a rainbow of colors.
Except for yellow.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:05 PM
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Are you a ***** connoisseur?
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:09 PM
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lolerskates

this thread= lolerskates...
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by skeeler
Are you a ***** connoisseur?
id say so... go in and ask for the "special" service. you will not be disapointed.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:22 PM
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dont threaten me with a good time.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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