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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 09:20 PM
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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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What do you call it when 1 black person is drowning? A problem.

What do you call it when 100 black people are drowing? Another Problem.

What do you call it when ALL black people are drowing? Problem solved.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 09:39 PM
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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pr0jectmayhem
haha i like how everyone post disclaimers on the black jokes then you go to the Asian jokes thread and no ones worried about being called racist haha wtf
Ya no ****. I do not care either way, but do you really think that your little disclaimers make these jokes OK to someone who is offended? That cracks me up :ROFL:

Originally Posted by 03'EyeBug
Everyone offends everyone, get over it already. What are we a bunch of pussies?
I could not have said it better myself. People need to build a bridge, and get the **** over all of this PC, offended over everything BS. STOP TAKING YOURSELVES SO SERIOUSLY!!
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:16 PM
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So, who's going to use the, "It's okay, I have friends who are black" card?
I thought I had a black friend till he called whit-ee
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:33 PM
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4. what do you call a white guy....uuhhhhh....can someone help me with this one?
-i have no white jokes
Q: what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench?

A: The NBA
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:38 PM
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Q: what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench?

A: The NBA
White people play in the NBA
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 11:53 PM
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WTF guys, you all really shouldn't be making fun of black people, you know?

Because my best friend was black...



































































... until I sold him
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 03'EyeBug
Everyone offends everyone, get over it already. What are we a bunch of pussies?
There's no need for this thread, and your logic is flawed, just because something happens often doesn't make it ok or right. if you know something is going to offend people why would you do it?
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 01:06 AM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 01:08 AM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 01:11 AM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 01:32 AM
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