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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 04:47 PM
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Anybody got any Asian jokes?

Let's get this rice a roni train a rorrin....

Old Aug 9, 2010 | 04:58 PM
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how you do blindfold an asian guy?

-use dental floss.
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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 05:06 PM
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A Chinese couple was living in Africa. The lady was pregnant and after 9 months, she gave birth to a baby boy. The boy turned out to be black. The man named his black boy ''Sum Ting Wong"
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Put a windshield in front of them.
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某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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Having been in the military and showering with many naked dudes, I can attest that large *****' come in a rainbow of colors.
Except for yellow.
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Old Aug 9, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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I want you to remember that you asked for this

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...e=asian-vision
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Originally Posted by pignosewrx
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? Bring water buckets?! Haha
wtf?
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
/thread.

Everyone else can GTFO now.
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
ah, this reminds me of a cantonese saying my dad told me about once...

it rhymed and went something like 高人观看电影; 短的人嗅到他的屁
my poor a$$ romanization as "Go Low Tai Hay; Gnai Low Mun Pei"
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
Win!
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日,訓導處某位老師向全校廣播:
「高二同學,戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後,訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學,還有人在問:「要不要裝水啊?」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
lolz.
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How do Chinese people get their names?
roll a can down the street.

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