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Old 08-09-2010, 04:47 PM
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Anybody got any Asian jokes?
Let's get this rice a roni train a rorrin....

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how you do blindfold an asian guy?

-use dental floss.
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A Chinese couple was living in Africa. The lady was pregnant and after 9 months, she gave birth to a baby boy. The boy turned out to be black. The man named his black boy ''Sum Ting Wong"
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Put a windshield in front of them.
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某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
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Having been in the military and showering with many naked dudes, I can attest that large *****' come in a rainbow of colors.
Except for yellow.
That is all.
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I want you to remember that you asked for this

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...e=asian-vision
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Originally Posted by pignosewrx
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? Bring water buckets?! Haha
wtf?
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
/thread.

Everyone else can GTFO now.
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
ah, this reminds me of a cantonese saying my dad told me about once...

it rhymed and went something like 高人观看电影; 短的人嗅到他的屁
my poor a$$ romanization as "Go Low Tai Hay; Gnai Low Mun Pei"
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
Win!
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Originally Posted by pignoseWRX
某高中學校學生名叫戴隋同。
某日，訓導處某位老師向全校廣播：
「高二同學，戴隋同到訓導處來。」
結果十分鐘後，訓導處前擠滿了帶著大小水桶的同學，還有人在問：「要不要裝水啊？」

hahahahahahha, get it? bring water buckets?! haha
lolz.
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How do Chinese people get their names?
roll a can down the street.

What do you call a Filipino with a bunch of dogs?
A rancher
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