Anybody got any Russian/Soviet Union (or any Eastern European) jokes?

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Old 08-11-2010, 11:45 PM
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But of course! Because in Chernobyl Russian, food eats you![/QUOTE]

Chernobyl is in Ukraine....
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:20 AM
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Chernobyl is in Ukraine....
Uuummm...Chernobyl disaster happened in 1986, when Ukraine was still under the USSR umbrella. The fallout from the disaster drifted into and affected many of the neighboring Soviet and European countries, not just Ukraine. Soooo, there is nothing really wrong with my wording...
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Originally Posted by i<3subaru
But of course! Because in Chernobyl Russian, food eats you!
Chernobyl is in Ukraine....[/QUOTE]

Ukraine wasn't a country till 1990...(I think)...
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by i<3subaru
But of course! Because in Chernobyl Russian, food eats you!

Chernobyl is in Ukraine....
Originally Posted by LxJLthr
Uuummm...Chernobyl disaster happened in 1986, when Ukraine was still under the USSR umbrella. The fallout from the disaster drifted into and affected many of the neighboring Soviet and European countries, not just Ukraine. Soooo, there is nothing really wrong with my wording...
i<3subaru, be very quiet and move very slowly...dodgey Russian's eye sight is based on movement so it is your only chance of survival! Poor eyesight might be from lack of meat?


BAHAHAHA!
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Old 08-12-2010, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by R-Dub
Ukraine wasn't a country till 1990...(I think)...
Yups, but more like the very end of 1991. That's when USSR officially dissolved and all of the countries declared their independence. I am too lazy to Google the exact dates and facts

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i<3subaru, be very quiet and move very slowly...dodgey Russian's eye sight is based on movement so it is your only chance of survival! Poor eyesight might be from lack of meat?


BAHAHAHA!
This dodgey Russian's senses are much more guided by presence of money and nice material possessions Must be the Jew in me and having to scrape by for such a long time with bare minimums
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Originally Posted by LxJLthr

This dodgey Russian's senses are much more guided by presence of money and nice material possessions Must be the Jew in me and having to scrape by for such a long time with bare minimums

Oh, Yuri...
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Old 08-13-2010, 12:54 AM
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i was just saying.... cuz im from Ukraine and i was born the same year... i know when Ukraine became a country on its own... just some people dont know that there is a big differences between Ukraine and Russian languages and its two diffident countries, and many people mix up cities... i not trying to start anything here so don't start yell at an innocent little girl here
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:28 AM
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I always like this quote about Ukrainians that my Senior class English teacher said.

"Ukrainians are like the Texas of Russia. They think they can fight harder, learn quicker, and **** better than any Eastern European."

Yeah. That sums it up about right.
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Originally Posted by i<3subaru
i was just saying.... cuz im from Ukraine and i was born the same year... i know when Ukraine became a country on its own... just some people dont know that there is a big differences between Ukraine and Russian languages and its two diffident countries, and many people mix up cities... i not trying to start anything here so don't start yell at an innocent little girl here
I am from Belarus actually; born and raised there as well and remember that incident quite vividly. I did not yell or intent to start anything , just more of knee jerk reaction due to similar reasons...people really not knowing anything about USSR/Russia. Tis was just a general joke

Aaannnddd to get back on track...





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"In Soviet Russia car drive you!"

There you go you KGB dodgey Russian! LOL

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Yea if we have to learn about USA why can't other ppl take a little time to learn about other countries.... there is more stuff out there... oh well back on track
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Russian/Easter European Joke you say?




just saying....
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Old 08-13-2010, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
Russian/Easter European Joke you say?




just saying....
O'rly? Former UFC Heabyweight champ is a joke?



...or....



just saying....
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Ummm, I think Russians should be one of the last people to be mocked when it comes to pugilism...


Oh, and to keep this post on topic...

Q: How do you it's a Russian firing squad?
A: They're standing in a circle!

*ba-doom-pisssh!*
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