silentkry

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Silentsamurai

I just spent the past hour reading these posts. You guys/girls are a crack up.

About the whole gay thing. I've been told that twice in my lifetime. What do you think? Do i come off that way? hahaha.

Silentsamurai

How about now?

samurai

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Life Plaza introduced us to that a LONG time ago.

Silentsamurai

As a gamer myself. That never gets old though heh.

Silentsamurai

More weird pictures of me and others here:

http://www.myspace.com/silentsamurai

UberMaus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as ****
<Quake-Hat> i think i will ********** to her while i play with my *****
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-****ing christ!!!

UberMaus

<Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often?
<timmo> uber - german for over or above
<Wealllike> I know that
<Wealllike> I'm german
<Wealllike> but you write it ü
<Wealllike> über
<Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling **** :P

UberMaus

TANK Ex Mortis: I HATE WINDOWS!!!11one
AkiraBlast45387: ha
AkiraBlast45387: y?
TANK Ex Mortis: "Cannot delete file: It is being used by another person or program. Close any programs that might be using the file and try again."
TANK Ex Mortis: WHAT FILE, YOU ****HOLE OPERATING SYSTEM!?
TANK Ex Mortis: If I was on Linux, it'd be like "There was an error, program X doesn't want you to delete that file. Here's a helpful link to teach you how to get around that. Would you like some tea?"
TANK Ex Mortis: Of course, when I want to install something on Linux, it says "You can't install that until you install these 50 libraries, update these 3 drives, downgrade this 1 driver, and pick my mom up from the airport."
TANK Ex Mortis: Whereas with Windows, it says "Click the next button over and over again until the program is installed. It will then work perfectly unless it doesn't."
TANK Ex Mortis: Unless it's made by Valve, in which case it says "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" and blows up your computer. ;_;

datboijon

^^^^^^^^^ lol
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UberMaus

<CaSe-> mines this big [---------------------------------------------------------------
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<Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?




<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to ****...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "****... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a ****ing javascript tutorial"

sigma pi

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hahahahahaahaha

LifePlaza

D Duval 059 (12:39:37 PM): so she is talking about how she likes it ect ect
D Duval 059 (12:39:46 PM): so im like wow super obvious what she wants to go down
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:39:53 PM): the mckay!
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:40:05 PM): do it its easy with her
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:40:10 PM): really easy
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:40:31 PM): just keep in mind i didn't hook you up with her
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:40:33 PM): lisa did
D Duval 059 (12:41:04 PM): actually she talked about the mckay
D Duval 059 (12:41:11 PM): she said she was down with the choke but not up the butt
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:41:18 PM): lol
D Duval 059 (12:41:24 PM): she said she likes it rough
D Duval 059 (12:41:42 PM): and i was thinking dude i had katrina its all or nothing i knwo what real rough sex it
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:41:44 PM): how bout facials?
D Duval 059 (12:41:54 PM): ****ing putting sand paper around my ***** and going at it
D Duval 059 (12:42:04 PM): hahaha we didnt get tothe finishing move topic
D Duval 059 (12:42:08 PM): better be facials
D Duval 059 (12:42:13 PM): i dont care about make up
D Duval 059 (12:42:21 PM): .................. ok open your mouth
H yperKansaiMr2 (12:42:29 PM): when are you going to see her again?
D Duval 059 (12:43:42 PM): we planned on thursday dave and busters



sweet!

sigma pi

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hahaha damn the man that invented this thread

laoba

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damn you i cant stop laughing

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