Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh ****!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

 

that's funnay.

 

LOLOLOLOL!!! damn that is hilarious

 

hahahahahahaha

 

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your c@ck up their ***
<ckx> and they get all b1tchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

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<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy ****.
<DeadMansHand> i ****ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im ****ing going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep ****.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you ****. Ken's going to be worrying about this **** all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> ****ing ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that ****er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh ****.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "****" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me **** in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic ****... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first ****. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice **** for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany ****. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the ****. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the **** above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's ****, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's **** had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his **** out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his ****, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his **** at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his **** very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his ****

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his **** and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised ****.

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<matt> too bad her head looks like an ***
<scv> thats makes ******** better, matt

 

<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch.
<FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave

 

Your sweetest dreamz zZzZzZ:
Hi Frank I had a question from the last time i saw u
Your sweetest dreamz zZzZzZ:
who was your tall skinny italian friend at the gym?
Your sweetest dreamz zZzZzZ:
u were walking out to your car and thats when i called u
Franco 我的天嗄hi2你" says:
who are you talking about?
Franco 我的天嗄hi2你" says:
the mexican guy?
Franco 我的天嗄hi2你" says:
oh Ro-jas! With a silver EVO
Your sweetest dreamz zZzZzZ:
Ya that guy
Your sweetest dreamz zZzZzZ:
is he gay?

 

No wai!!!

 

wtf!!!!!! hells no I'm not gay!!!

 

we know dude, we know... hey, its not us thats saying these things... We gotta butch you up a bit..


Peace not war...

we're still pals right ruben.....


ruben???

 

butch me up a bit?? we're cool, your off the hit list. My new number 1 is this person calling me gay

 

Hey I called you the mexican guy aka Ro-jas, I didn't say you were gay.

 

i didnt say you were gay either






it was the internet

 

Phew....


*puts will away...*

 

I know you didn't call me gay, but why is someone asking if I'm gay?