- Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
+ Yes
- Morons.

 

Never woulda guessed

 

Haha, don't eat Peter Pan peanut butter from the albertsons in PG Matt, apparently there's salmonella in it!

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/health...04/detail.html

I had bought a tub of it, and never opened it, it was in my cabinet this morning when my mom looked and it and confirmed it was part of the lot numbers they released!!!

 

She got some effing distance off of that, too.

 

Jif4life, yo.

 

"School leaders say the female driver hit the gas pedal by accident causing the accident and sending her to the hospital."

That explains it.

 

Mr. me too

 

hopefully this R not a repost but :rotfl:
how to pay a bill when your pissed

 

did you guys know it was a girl who crashed?

 

why don't you just go home. You're only making it worse.

Good morning! happy thursday

 

ok thats funny

 

Yea im probly gonna leave early... i feel like a million bucks compared to yesterday though, i havnt been that sick for like 10 years

 

yeah, i bought it back in August when I was really low on cash and trying to save money here and there...that's why I never opened it...I knew it would suck. (=

 

Meh.

 

All of them.