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Hi nacho!
Ack. Through a COMPLETE bumbling on our part, we've accidentally attempted
to charge you for the ENTIRE year of 2008 (and probably 2009!) ALREADY
(it was all due to a fat finger)!
We're really really realllly embarassed about this, but you have nothing
to worry about. Please ignore any confusing billing messages you may have
received recently; we've already removed all those bum future charges on
your account and fixed everything up.
Thank you very very much for your patience with this.. we PROMISE
this won't happen again. There's no need to reply to this message unless
of course you have any other questions at all!
Sincerely,
The Foolish DreamHost Billing Team!
Ack. Through a COMPLETE bumbling on our part, we've accidentally attempted
to charge you for the ENTIRE year of 2008 (and probably 2009!) ALREADY
(it was all due to a fat finger)!
We're really really realllly embarassed about this, but you have nothing
to worry about. Please ignore any confusing billing messages you may have
received recently; we've already removed all those bum future charges on
your account and fixed everything up.
Thank you very very much for your patience with this.. we PROMISE
this won't happen again. There's no need to reply to this message unless
of course you have any other questions at all!
Sincerely,
The Foolish DreamHost Billing Team!
John's Resume for his new Career:
2007 - Present: Worked for the State
Retrieved batteries for laptops, found computer mice that had been hidden, moved computers between cubicles.
2007 - Present: Worked for the State
Retrieved batteries for laptops, found computer mice that had been hidden, moved computers between cubicles.
Dude, I was disputing a claim on my credit card a few months back. It was 10 x ~$80 charges coming from Saudi Arabia. The cc company reversed the charges, and 3 months later mailed me a letter saying "We've found that the recent fraud claim includes legitimate charges. We will be re-charging your account blah blah blah... if you have any questions call xxx-xxx-xxxx".
So, of course I called the ****er (on a Friday) and left a fairly restrained voicemail (though still obviously throughly pissed). He called me back on Monday "Yeah, uh, sorry. We sent out the wrong form letter to a lot of people last week on accident, we actually closed out the claim and accepted it. Sorry for the inconvenience."
So, of course I called the ****er (on a Friday) and left a fairly restrained voicemail (though still obviously throughly pissed). He called me back on Monday "Yeah, uh, sorry. We sent out the wrong form letter to a lot of people last week on accident, we actually closed out the claim and accepted it. Sorry for the inconvenience."
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I just want to know what she thinks a laptop is for... Since she obviously doesn't know it comes with a damn battery...
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From: Front pleated TWill pants...
Car Info: 2004 PSM WRX
Originally Posted by email
Dear sir/ma,
My name is Ben Morgan. I'm a freelance researcher; I'd be very interested
in offering you a Paying Part-Time Job Offer, in which you'd earn a lot. I
just resigned my job as a research scientist for NRI (National Research
Institute), but I still work as a freelance consultant for the instistute,
which gives me very much time to do my own work which is basically being a
freelance researcher, who'd be employed by research institutes to do
research projects anywhere in the world.
"WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US: Presently, I've just been granted funding to
head a research project in the tropical regions of West Africa, regarding
rare and vulnerable plant species; and this would be commencing very soon;
however, my fundings were by my American counterparts, which sent me the
bunch of payments mostly in US-based Money Orders. Getting an accountant
in the States or opening an account would've been my best choice, but I've
a deadline to meet; and taking any of those choices would cost me time and
a whole lot of other requirements I'm not ready to deal with, as I'd be
traveling a lot in the meantime. So presently, assuming you'd be able to
deal with cash, I'd be willing to employ you on contract basis to be my
payment representative back in the States; this way, I'd issue and make
these Money Orders out to you, you'd then cash them easily, withdraw 10%
of the total amount on these Money Orders as your commission, and then
send the rest back to me through Western Union Money Transfer.
"JOB DESCRIPTION:
1. Receive payment from clients;
2. Cash payments at your Bank;
3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on payment processed;
4. Forward balance afer deduction of percentage & pay to any of the
offices you'll be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be forwarded
by Western Union Money Transfer).
"HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN? 10% from each operation! For instance, you
receive 7000USD via a safe Couruer Service; you'll cash the Money, keep
$700 (10% from $7000) for yourself, and send the rest where you will be
insructed to send it. At the beginning your commission will equal 10%,
though later it will increase up to 12%!
"ADVANTAGES: You don't have to go out, as you'll work as an independent
contractor right from your home or office. Your job's absolutely legal.
You can earn up to $3000-4000 monthly, depending on time you'll spend for
this job. You do not need any capital to start. The employees who make
efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers.
Anyway, our
employees never leave us!
"MAIN REQUIREMENTS: 18 years or older. Legally capable. Responsible. Ready
to work 3-4 hours per week with PC knowledge, E-mail, and internet
experience (minimal). And please know that everything is absolutely
legal; that's why you have to fill a contract! I'd be glad if you accept
my offer, and I intend to commence on the job as soon as you're ready!
"Please note when replying fill the form below:
1) Full Name: .....
2) Contact Address (not p.o.box): .....
3) Contact Phone Number: .....
4)CITY: .....
5) State: .....
6) Zip code: .....
7) Age: .....
8) Sex: .... ;
9) Current Job: ..... .
"Please, all reply must be sent to benmorgan01@gmail.com
Mr. Ben morgan,
NRI (National Research Institute)
www.nri.org "
My name is Ben Morgan. I'm a freelance researcher; I'd be very interested
in offering you a Paying Part-Time Job Offer, in which you'd earn a lot. I
just resigned my job as a research scientist for NRI (National Research
Institute), but I still work as a freelance consultant for the instistute,
which gives me very much time to do my own work which is basically being a
freelance researcher, who'd be employed by research institutes to do
research projects anywhere in the world.
"WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US: Presently, I've just been granted funding to
head a research project in the tropical regions of West Africa, regarding
rare and vulnerable plant species; and this would be commencing very soon;
however, my fundings were by my American counterparts, which sent me the
bunch of payments mostly in US-based Money Orders. Getting an accountant
in the States or opening an account would've been my best choice, but I've
a deadline to meet; and taking any of those choices would cost me time and
a whole lot of other requirements I'm not ready to deal with, as I'd be
traveling a lot in the meantime. So presently, assuming you'd be able to
deal with cash, I'd be willing to employ you on contract basis to be my
payment representative back in the States; this way, I'd issue and make
these Money Orders out to you, you'd then cash them easily, withdraw 10%
of the total amount on these Money Orders as your commission, and then
send the rest back to me through Western Union Money Transfer.
"JOB DESCRIPTION:
1. Receive payment from clients;
2. Cash payments at your Bank;
3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on payment processed;
4. Forward balance afer deduction of percentage & pay to any of the
offices you'll be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be forwarded
by Western Union Money Transfer).
"HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN? 10% from each operation! For instance, you
receive 7000USD via a safe Couruer Service; you'll cash the Money, keep
$700 (10% from $7000) for yourself, and send the rest where you will be
insructed to send it. At the beginning your commission will equal 10%,
though later it will increase up to 12%!
"ADVANTAGES: You don't have to go out, as you'll work as an independent
contractor right from your home or office. Your job's absolutely legal.
You can earn up to $3000-4000 monthly, depending on time you'll spend for
this job. You do not need any capital to start. The employees who make
efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers.
Anyway, our
employees never leave us!
"MAIN REQUIREMENTS: 18 years or older. Legally capable. Responsible. Ready
to work 3-4 hours per week with PC knowledge, E-mail, and internet
experience (minimal). And please know that everything is absolutely
legal; that's why you have to fill a contract! I'd be glad if you accept
my offer, and I intend to commence on the job as soon as you're ready!
"Please note when replying fill the form below:
1) Full Name: .....
2) Contact Address (not p.o.box): .....
3) Contact Phone Number: .....
4)CITY: .....
5) State: .....
6) Zip code: .....
7) Age: .....
8) Sex: .... ;
9) Current Job: ..... .
"Please, all reply must be sent to benmorgan01@gmail.com
Mr. Ben morgan,
NRI (National Research Institute)
www.nri.org "