So tell me if I'm wrong here...
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Sounds like my sister but instead of a dog its a kid. And they want me to drive four hours round trip on a workday to drop them off after my pregnant wife watches her for two days.
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you are wrong for one reason, my asian friend.
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
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Originally Posted by ryball
So it gets worse if you can believe it.
At least now the wife is backing me. She is probably more pissed than I am.
So, after we call her dad at 10pm, we get a call at 11pm last night. It's her sister.
sister: "um... I'm on my way."
me: "Were you going to ****ing tell me I was going to watch you ****ing dog all day?"
sister: "um..."
me: "Were you actually planning on coming back tonight, or were you just planning on leaving the ****ing dog here and hoping we wouldn't notice?"
sister: "I was planning on coming back..."
me: "is that why you took all your bags?"
sister: "um..."
me: "were you planning on calling, or did dad call you and tell you to call us?"
sister: "um... do you think I can pick the dog up tomorrow morning?"
me: *furiously biting lip*"9am sharp"
sister: "9am sharp"
So I leave the dog in the kennel and we leave at 8am to get things done. We get a message at 11:45am...
sister: "I'm on my way."
We get back to the house around 3pm. Guess what? The dog is still there... no sister.
We called the dad.
dad: "she left 45 minutes ago she should be there soon"
4pm... no sister.
5pm... no sister.
6pm... no sister.
We call the mom.
mom: "What's the problem?"
us: "no sister. ****ed weekend... sister called at 11:45am said she was on her way. B.S. Called dad he said she left at 2:30ish. B.S. WTF gives?"
Mom procedes to turn it around and get mad at us which is usually how things go when we get mad at them.
us: "let us talk to sister."
mom: *click*
dial tone...
WTFing hell.
It's 9pm... no sister. I'm gonna ****ing shoot someone.
At least now the wife is backing me. She is probably more pissed than I am.
So, after we call her dad at 10pm, we get a call at 11pm last night. It's her sister.
sister: "um... I'm on my way."
me: "Were you going to ****ing tell me I was going to watch you ****ing dog all day?"
sister: "um..."
me: "Were you actually planning on coming back tonight, or were you just planning on leaving the ****ing dog here and hoping we wouldn't notice?"
sister: "I was planning on coming back..."
me: "is that why you took all your bags?"
sister: "um..."
me: "were you planning on calling, or did dad call you and tell you to call us?"
sister: "um... do you think I can pick the dog up tomorrow morning?"
me: *furiously biting lip*"9am sharp"
sister: "9am sharp"
So I leave the dog in the kennel and we leave at 8am to get things done. We get a message at 11:45am...
sister: "I'm on my way."
We get back to the house around 3pm. Guess what? The dog is still there... no sister.
We called the dad.
dad: "she left 45 minutes ago she should be there soon"
4pm... no sister.
5pm... no sister.
6pm... no sister.
We call the mom.
mom: "What's the problem?"
us: "no sister. ****ed weekend... sister called at 11:45am said she was on her way. B.S. Called dad he said she left at 2:30ish. B.S. WTF gives?"
Mom procedes to turn it around and get mad at us which is usually how things go when we get mad at them.
us: "let us talk to sister."
mom: *click*
dial tone...
WTFing hell.
It's 9pm... no sister. I'm gonna ****ing shoot someone.
lol sorry thats just some punny stuff.
next time they call tell them you gave it to your korean friend for some bar b action.
i hear dog does in fact taste like chicken.
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I'd sell the dog to that happy garden chinese place on elk grove blvd...wait.. what..
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Originally Posted by dorifto88
you are wrong for one reason, my asian friend.
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
+1
this is SO TRUE!!
Pinays = STAY THE **** AWAY!!! RUN!!
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Take the dog to the vet and have him boarded, but tell the sister you had him put to sleep. Now that would be ****ed up! 
Or actually have the dog put to sleep, now that would be SERIOUSLY ****ed up!
Or actually have the dog put to sleep, now that would be SERIOUSLY ****ed up!
Originally Posted by T-Will
Take the dog to the vet and have him boarded, but tell the sister you had him put to sleep. Now that would be ****ed up! Or actually have the dog put to sleep, now that would be SERIOUSLY ****ed up!
Or actually have the dog put to sleep, now that would be SERIOUSLY ****ed up! 
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Ryball:
Got a camcorder?
Good.
Have your wife record you giving the dog the Tuna Treatment & mail the tape to your sister in law.
Works everytime.
Got a camcorder?
Good.
Have your wife record you giving the dog the Tuna Treatment & mail the tape to your sister in law.
Works everytime.
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Originally Posted by dorifto88
you are wrong for one reason, my asian friend.
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
SHE'S FILI FRICKIN PINO!!
my people are a crazy bunch, ha ha
She came back at 10pm and proceeded to yell at us... and then took it out into the front yard and was screaming at the top of her lungs infront of all the neighbors who just all happened to be outside for the first time ever... all at the same time... for some reason.
yay.