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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 01:49 PM
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Come on, where is the pic for the first one?!?!?
Old Mar 4, 2005 | 01:53 PM
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Come on, where is the pic for the first one?!?!?
Hahahaha LMFAO! Dude you asked for it!!! My co-workers think I am going nust here.
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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 01:53 PM
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that last one was mine.
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The best on just arrived!

Anyone ever read the Onion? Smoove B? Check this one out!!! haha dude is 41
--

Hello, I read your posting on craigslist and felt compelled to send you my very real and serious reply. I am a single, not married, engaged or playing multiple women, Black male that is gain-fully employed as an Executive in the Technology Field.

I am secure, emotionally, financially, and spiritually. I am one who takes pride in my appearance, but more importantly my sense of character as a man is even more important.

I am genuinely interested in a single, non game playing woman, that is clear about her ability to communicate her feelings, her dreams, her fears, and her strengths. Who would genuinely embrace a man that desires and will treat her with respect and as a equal, during times of challenge and the good times. I am a man of romance and adventure, I believe that when a man has found and or discovered a woman of class, distinction, intellect, and independent thought, he should relish her existence as they both grow towards being as one.

I was previously married, years ago, No! this is not a rebound man writing to you!. It is a man that has greater clarity for what is important in a friendship with a woman, and what is important and ideally constant when you are in love with the right woman!

I have been intentionally single for the 3years, and am ready and awakened to a real and meaningful woman of substance. I am not by any means the perfect man, for we all have points of challenge within the framework of who we are, but I am reasonably confident that if you truly seek the type of man that you write of in your posting, I am potentially a breathe of fresh air, relative to the replies you may receive, or to the the men that desire things of and from you, that do not first begin with your mind, heart, soul and intellect.


I am a man in my early forties. 6feet in height, attractive and athletic, albeit beauty and or attraction is ideally in the eye of the beholder, however. I am not worried, you will not be disappointed.

I have not posted a digital photo on the internet, nor do I have one to send you in this fashion, Should you require it, I would welcome sending you a real and recent photo of myself should it be important to you.


Howwever, should you have an interest in what has been written to you, I would invite you to try it the old fashioned way, when it meant something to get to know the man or woman in person over a cup of something, and a tasteful and yet enticing conversation shared between two, where eye contact is made and the ability to listen to the person is front, was all that you could or would want to do. Romance and getting to know a woman completely, with-out shedding of clothing, or for you as the woman, wondering what is the real intent of the man before you? My desire is to celebrate the beauty, intellect and essence of a unique woman,and in turn be her best friend, and within time become the others soulmate.

I am as comfortable in a pair of jeans, as I am in a Armani suit. I am a lover of all forms of music, especially Jazz. I am as comfortable and appreciative with a home cooked meal from a unique woman, as I am in taking delight in preparing a special and intimate meal for such a woman. travel, hiking, good books, poetry reading & jams, galleries and quiet warm sunday mornings on a couch for two, are but a a few interest I take pleasure in. Am I to good to be true? You may ask of yourself, The Answer:

I have simply evolved, and desire to continue to do so, sharing in and with a special woman and friend along the way. Are you willing to take such a jourey?, I have not placed race, cultural, spiritual and or mature age limitations on such an exploration with and for the right woman .

Perhaps, more has been written here than you had envisioned, but I have a clear idea as to how I would like to treat a mature and yet good woman, and you should gain a man that will give you what you state you will give in return. My response to you, is written with that in mind.


Stand Strong in the quest for that which you desire
for it is the desire along with effort that will deliver unto you
your everlasting and desired reality.
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OMG>>>>> hahahahahahahaha

OMG I can't stop laughing, ohh my sides hurt...

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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 01:57 PM
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What a cruel and yet hilarious prank.

...I'll see you in hell!
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:rotfl: GOLD!
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This guy masterbates SO much.
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hahaha Best n00b thread evAR!!

Someone post that approves thread pic
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Howwever, should you have an interest in what has been written to you, I would invite you to try it the old fashioned way, when it meant something to get to know the man or woman in person over a cup of something...
Perhaps a glass of this? http://www.courvoisier.com/

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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 03:30 PM
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Oh jeez, I read this again with the voice of the ladies man in my head... :rotfl:

Just make sure to throw in "in bed" or "my ****" or "sexually" in there evey once in a while.

Originally Posted by illy
Anyone ever read the Onion? Smoove B? Check this one out!!! haha dude is 41
--

Hello, I read your posting on craigslist and felt compelled to send you my very real and serious reply. I am a single, not married, engaged or playing multiple women, Black male that is gain-fully employed as an Executive in the Technology Field.

I am secure, emotionally, financially, and spiritually. I am one who takes pride in my appearance, but more importantly my sense of character as a man is even more important.

I am genuinely interested in a single, non game playing woman, that is clear about her ability to communicate her feelings, her dreams, her fears, and her strengths. Who would genuinely embrace a man that desires and will treat her with respect and as a equal, during times of challenge and the good times. I am a man of romance and adventure, I believe that when a man has found and or discovered a woman of class, distinction, intellect, and independent thought, he should relish her existence as they both grow towards being as one.

I was previously married, years ago, No! this is not a rebound man writing to you!. It is a man that has greater clarity for what is important in a friendship with a woman, and what is important and ideally constant when you are in love with the right woman!

I have been intentionally single for the 3years, and am ready and awakened to a real and meaningful woman of substance. I am not by any means the perfect man, for we all have points of challenge within the framework of who we are, but I am reasonably confident that if you truly seek the type of man that you write of in your posting, I am potentially a breathe of fresh air, relative to the replies you may receive, or to the the men that desire things of and from you, that do not first begin with your mind, heart, soul and intellect.


I am a man in my early forties. 6feet in height, attractive and athletic, albeit beauty and or attraction is ideally in the eye of the beholder, however. I am not worried, you will not be disappointed.

I have not posted a digital photo on the internet, nor do I have one to send you in this fashion, Should you require it, I would welcome sending you a real and recent photo of myself should it be important to you.


Howwever, should you have an interest in what has been written to you, I would invite you to try it the old fashioned way, when it meant something to get to know the man or woman in person over a cup of something, and a tasteful and yet enticing conversation shared between two, where eye contact is made and the ability to listen to the person is front, was all that you could or would want to do. Romance and getting to know a woman completely, with-out shedding of clothing, or for you as the woman, wondering what is the real intent of the man before you? My desire is to celebrate the beauty, intellect and essence of a unique woman,and in turn be her best friend, and within time become the others soulmate.

I am as comfortable in a pair of jeans, as I am in a Armani suit. I am a lover of all forms of music, especially Jazz. I am as comfortable and appreciative with a home cooked meal from a unique woman, as I am in taking delight in preparing a special and intimate meal for such a woman. travel, hiking, good books, poetry reading & jams, galleries and quiet warm sunday mornings on a couch for two, are but a a few interest I take pleasure in. Am I to good to be true? You may ask of yourself, The Answer:

I have simply evolved, and desire to continue to do so, sharing in and with a special woman and friend along the way. Are you willing to take such a jourey?, I have not placed race, cultural, spiritual and or mature age limitations on such an exploration with and for the right woman .

Perhaps, more has been written here than you had envisioned, but I have a clear idea as to how I would like to treat a mature and yet good woman, and you should gain a man that will give you what you state you will give in return. My response to you, is written with that in mind.


Stand Strong in the quest for that which you desire
for it is the desire along with effort that will deliver unto you
your everlasting and desired reality.

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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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I wonder what color his Forester is?
I wonder what color his Baja is...or is the Forester the stereotypical homo car and Baja the lesbo car?
Old Mar 4, 2005 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Oh jeez, I read this again with the voice of the ladies man in my head... :rotfl:
It is not da fault of the ****. [/ladies man]



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