I am going to H3ll! haha...
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Just Wow. Where'd these guys get their lines? I feel sorta bad for the ones who are attempting to sound sincere, but this sure is funny.
And as for the following one - any sane woman should run away fast.
-Debbie
And as for the following one - any sane woman should run away fast.
Originally Posted by illy
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I apologize for saying this, but you ladies kill me. You all want tall young bearded, sometimes Black, and when you get'em, you get stood up ... treated like ****; but you never learn; you keep coming back for more; when there are guys out there that you routinely look right through -- like shadows, but you're smart enough not to try to physically walk through -- who are guys ready, willing and able to meet your needs -- but you have to come down off your high horse and give them a chance. I guarantee you you will get what you want: guys who treat you decently, who listen to you, who are interesting to talk to, who respect you -- and best believe this: who protect you. The last thing a decent, loving, caring guy wants is for his woman to be endangered, threatened. This guy would give his life to nurture you and protect you because he cares for you, yes, in sickness and in health; and who does not want to lose you.
I apologize for saying this, but you ladies kill me. You all want tall young bearded, sometimes Black, and when you get'em, you get stood up ... treated like ****; but you never learn; you keep coming back for more; when there are guys out there that you routinely look right through -- like shadows, but you're smart enough not to try to physically walk through -- who are guys ready, willing and able to meet your needs -- but you have to come down off your high horse and give them a chance. I guarantee you you will get what you want: guys who treat you decently, who listen to you, who are interesting to talk to, who respect you -- and best believe this: who protect you. The last thing a decent, loving, caring guy wants is for his woman to be endangered, threatened. This guy would give his life to nurture you and protect you because he cares for you, yes, in sickness and in health; and who does not want to lose you.
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especially you. i like your message it seem real down to earth and you seem like a real honest!
Originally Posted by ericdared81
Man can this guy read people or what?
Hey there! From your pic you actually look normal.
Don't get me wrong, we all have our quirks, but you
don't look like a 35 year child molester posing as a
24 year old female.
Don't get me wrong, we all have our quirks, but you
don't look like a 35 year child molester posing as a
24 year old female.
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Originally Posted by creepy ****
but you
don't look like a 35 year child molester posing as a
24 year old female.
don't look like a 35 year child molester posing as a
24 year old female.
He doth protest too much.
:rotfl:
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Originally Posted by dknv
Just Wow. Where'd these guys get their lines? I feel sorta bad for the ones who are attempting to sound sincere, but this sure is funny.
-Debbie
-Debbie
1) This is hella funny!
2) I am no better than any of the dudes sending in the replies, which doesn't bode to well for me doing the same thing in the future.
3) There is really no point for a man to use a pay dating service because if a woman gets this much mail from a picture, what chance does reply number 44 of 200 have of ever hearing back? Waste of money...
4) Sacramento is home of the b-boy w/chin beard!
Originally Posted by dknv
Just Wow. Where'd these guys get their lines? I feel sorta bad for the ones who are attempting to sound sincere, but this sure is funny.
And as for the following one - any sane woman should run away fast.
-Debbie
And as for the following one - any sane woman should run away fast.
Originally Posted by illy
I apologize for saying this, but you ladies kill me. You all want tall young bearded, sometimes Black, and when you get'em, you get stood up ... treated like ****; but you never learn; you keep coming back for more; when there are guys out there that you routinely look right through -- like shadows, but you're smart enough not to try to physically walk through -- who are guys ready, willing and able to meet your needs -- but you have to come down off your high horse and give them a chance. I guarantee you you will get what you want: guys who treat you decently, who listen to you, who are interesting to talk to, who respect you -- and best believe this: who protect you. The last thing a decent, loving, caring guy wants is for his woman to be endangered, threatened. This guy would give his life to nurture you and protect you because he cares for you, yes, in sickness and in health; and who does not want to lose you.
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Haha! This is hilarious! I'll definitely think twice about online dating...
All I have to say is what a pus*y...
I know what it's like being new. I moved here in 2000 from San Francisco...
...I'm a Green, belong the ACLU, marched for peace (and will again in SF on the 19th), and I value and respect all life and beliefs. I refuse to believe in anger or negativity, and I love making people laugh and enjoy life.
...I'm a Green, belong the ACLU, marched for peace (and will again in SF on the 19th), and I value and respect all life and beliefs. I refuse to believe in anger or negativity, and I love making people laugh and enjoy life.
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Haha! This is hilarious! I'll definitely think twice about online dating...
All I have to say is what a pus*y...
All I have to say is what a pus*y...
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Closing Tme!
It's getting near the end of the experiment and the replys are starting to slow down, but we are at a mind boggling ONE HUNDRED AND TWO seperate individual replies in a 20 hour period. Now the "Uhhh I already sent you a message and you didn't reply" e-mails are starting to roll in... The last one is the best so far but it sounds like it might have come from one of you guys! :-)
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Yesterday I sent a reply to your posting on Craigslist, and today it occurred to me that perhaps I should send you a pic of myself. So, in addendum to my previous email, attached now is my picture. I apologize for the quality of the pic (or lack thereof), but all I had available was the little webcam that's built into my laptop. As such, it has a bit of a mug shot type quality to it, but, hey, it gives you an idea of what I look like. I'm no GQ model, just a somewhat average-looking guy. Also, I'm tall (6'2") and thin.
Anyway, as I wrote yesterday, I'm really into indie music. My favorite bands include Built to Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Guided By Voices, Beulah, Quasi, etc. I also love movies. My favorite filmmakers are the Coen Brothers. I have my masters degree in Screenwriting, and I enjoy writing in my spare time. I just wanted throw this info at you again, as I'm sure you received lots of responses to your posting, and I would really like to take you out and show you a good time in my hometown. Let me know.
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howdy,
this isn't really a legitamite answer to your ad, sorry. my girlfriend and I design clothes and are looking for models and you have a wholsome kind of thing about you. maybe its the pajama top, I don't know. if interested, you can look at some of old our stuff at our amateurish, soon-to-be-revamped website www.cfatcfbng.com. the newer desgins we're working on are a little more quirky, not so hip. hope you'll consider
thanks, anup.
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hey how are u doing i live in sacramento cali all my life mybe see u wonna hook up some whare i dont have a car i hete cars plz call at 916-XXX-52XX my name is rich jr i am 22 years old i live with my dady and my dog i am very nice guy to thank u
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Yesterday I sent a reply to your posting on Craigslist, and today it occurred to me that perhaps I should send you a pic of myself. So, in addendum to my previous email, attached now is my picture. I apologize for the quality of the pic (or lack thereof), but all I had available was the little webcam that's built into my laptop. As such, it has a bit of a mug shot type quality to it, but, hey, it gives you an idea of what I look like. I'm no GQ model, just a somewhat average-looking guy. Also, I'm tall (6'2") and thin.
Anyway, as I wrote yesterday, I'm really into indie music. My favorite bands include Built to Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Guided By Voices, Beulah, Quasi, etc. I also love movies. My favorite filmmakers are the Coen Brothers. I have my masters degree in Screenwriting, and I enjoy writing in my spare time. I just wanted throw this info at you again, as I'm sure you received lots of responses to your posting, and I would really like to take you out and show you a good time in my hometown. Let me know.
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howdy,
this isn't really a legitamite answer to your ad, sorry. my girlfriend and I design clothes and are looking for models and you have a wholsome kind of thing about you. maybe its the pajama top, I don't know. if interested, you can look at some of old our stuff at our amateurish, soon-to-be-revamped website www.cfatcfbng.com. the newer desgins we're working on are a little more quirky, not so hip. hope you'll consider
thanks, anup.
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hey how are u doing i live in sacramento cali all my life mybe see u wonna hook up some whare i dont have a car i hete cars plz call at 916-XXX-52XX my name is rich jr i am 22 years old i live with my dady and my dog i am very nice guy to thank u