Oh man ...

Today is my day on help desk phones at work so I pretty much take calls and web browse. Anyway, I was goofing around on sacramento.craigslist.com and decided to make a personal ad for myself being the singloid that I am. Well let me backtrack, I made one like 2 days ago, and got ONE reply!! frustrated, I wondered what it was like on the other side of the coin so I made a fake one using this picture of this beautiful euro girl I have had sitting on my work drive for the past 5 years. In the first 10 minutes I had TWENTY FOUR replies!!! Oh man, this is insane, links to blogs, hundreds of pictures, offers for free dinners and sex! Insane! Now I feel horrible because of all these poor guys, just like me looking for a girl just like her and it turns out to be another dude! I am not going to reply to any of them but I think I will have to delete the ad soon, it is just too cruel! Haha, crazy!

If I did replym I could always send them a pictures of my hairy back with the words "PWNED" ms-painted in!

 

whoa.

you have a link to that ad?

 

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/w4m/62190786.html

P.S. the count now sits at 27 and climbing... At least it gets you to thinking how improbable it is to meet someone you know?

 

That makes me want to cry...
















































Just as soon as I stop peeing my pants. :rotfl:

 

OMG!!! hahahahahhaa

cute girl btw.

 

My offer for free dinner and sex still stands.

 

You can NOT delete that post. You MUST make it worse. Make her all clingy and into unicorns and stuff.

 

so tempted to e-mail you.

 

:rotfl:

 

Would you all be interested in a digest of the replys? hahahah!!!

 

Let the bidding begin!

 

Oh lord, wait. Let me get some Depends on, first.

 

Hell yes.

 

step 1: post replies here and send link of thread to all the leghumpers that e-mailed you.
step 2: ???
step 3: profit.

 

Guys, I can't believe this... The digest is going to have to go on hold because 5 hours after my post I have SEVENTY THREE replies!!! After 24 hours online, I am going to remove the ad and compile the best replies here.

I had one mega mega man evil thought. Replying to everyone (the account I used is disposable...) and setting up a date at some super small cafe and have like 100 dudes show up for the date. Did someone order sausage? I know one thing, every band in sacramento would have to cancel practice if I did that because almost every picture is of some dude with a chin beard and a guitar! ahaha... man I suck...