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Originally Posted by LagnWagn
He Speaks! And what an appropriate thread.! Welcome quiet Stuntcock.
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Originally Posted by StumpCock
Indeed it is. And uh, sorry fellas, I just noticed a spelling error in my other account. I'll be sure to use the appropriate one from now on when viewing SRIC.
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I have another idea for you.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
Originally Posted by Ali G
I have another idea for you.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
Just drop trough and say, "Do you want to ****?"
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Originally Posted by Ali G
I have another idea for you.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
Call her when you know she will not be home and leave a message on her answering machine that says:
"I want to shove my acid soaked cheese grater cack into your scab covered stinky love hole"
Then wait outside her house and watch for her to come home. After she enters the house, wait about 5 minutes or so and show up at her door holding a flowering plant that you pulled out of the neighbors garden - preferrably one with thorns and make sure that there is still dirt hanging from the roots.
When she answers the door, walk right in, toss the plant her way and drop your pants. You will know within a matter if seconds if she is in to you or not.
yes, this tactic will definitely tell you whether she's into you or not.
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Originally Posted by ryball
Yeah... I don't know about the whole first part, but I like the whole "drop your drawers and see what happens" thing.
Just drop trough and say, "Do you want to ****?"
Just drop trough and say, "Do you want to ****?"
You gotta have style when you ask.
i.e:
"down for a pound?"
"**** for a buck?"
"make you love you long time"
see..
Now that's class.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
naww that's not right.
You gotta have style when you ask.
i.e:
"down for a pound?"
"**** for a buck?"
"make you love you long time"
see..
Now that's class.
You gotta have style when you ask.
i.e:
"down for a pound?"
"**** for a buck?"
"make you love you long time"
see..
Now that's class.
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