Stop with the autobiographical posts Ed.







Oh wait, you said "she." Nevermind.

 

Oh jeez :rotfl: oh :rotfl: jeez :rotfl:

 

har har har..

 

Or you could slap her upside the head and shove your ******* in her mouth. That usually works for me...

 

I have asked her out to dinner a couple times, play racquetball, and just to do random ****. Half the time she either already has plans, or declines the other half my roommates or her friends end up involved. She has asked me do stuff as well though, Saturday we drove into Sac to see a movie with her mom, so I dunno. Eventually I will stop being a biatch and nut up.

 

As long as you mean slapping her upside the head with my ****.

 

Wow that's quite the women you have there.

 

If you are unsure as to how she will react to this approach, it is best to hit her as hard as you can in the mouth so as to knock her teeth out. That way she can not bite off the little soldier if you know what I am saying...

 

She knows her place - as all women should...

 

Dude, if you need a wingman just let me know.

 

Yeah you definately need to just ask her out.
That way if its not meant to be, you don't have to continue to drive yourself nuts.
But hopefully she will say yes.

 

I like to sort things.
But I hate doing dishes, so I'm screwed.

 

Uh, oh. Better ask soon. If you are not already IN the friend zone, you are on the cusp... you might have already turned into the "introduce-you-to-mom-just-to-get-her-off-her-back-about-dating" guy friend.

Did she REALLY already have plans?...

 

uh... wait a second...

 

If he needed a wingman, I would expect that he would want someone that would not attempt to fire one in to his *** if he turned around.

A wingman should play for the same team...