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Okay,
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
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Originally Posted by ryball
Okay,
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
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Originally Posted by ryball
Okay,
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
I've decided my previous posts were wrong and missleading. Here is my revised advice.
1. call her and invite her over to "hang out"
2. pop in some pr0n
3. get drunk
4. bang her like a drum.
If the two of you are dilly-dallying around so much, you both must be incredibly sexually frustrated. The sex will be quick, messy, and great.
the end.
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
I recommend switching the order of #2 and #3. For one, drunk girls will liek the lesbian pr0n more. Plus, if it doesn't work, you can blame the alcohol and still ask her out on a normal date afterwards.
