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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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theheckwithyou

oh i miss those days of kazaa

jvick125

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Kazaa Plus.

sigma pi

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NO CLUE what that is

theheckwithyou

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazaa

laoba

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HA.........

UberMaus

in the spirit of the OpFor

<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

silentkry

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Master : You know, i just dont want to hurt you with my questions, its just my art to speak directly, so its better if you simply start to tell something about your life and so on.
Animegirl : You are so funny ^^, dont worry if i dont want to answer your question, i gonna say it to you, its really hard to insult me just asking something
Master : Well... So, what do you prefer : ananas, strawberry, apple or peach ?
Animegirl : Wow Well, didnt expect this question, but it absolutely didnt insult me I prefer apple, why ?
Master : I was just thinking about which taste shoud condoms have when i gonna come to you
AniBot : Animegirl has left the "anime" channel

UberMaus

<JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
<KnaveBrad> nope
<JoshtheRipper> kool
<JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks
<KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

UberMaus

Nameskaz: can you help me with an experiment real quick?
MarineWife021406: sure
Nameskaz: let me see you naked
MarineWife021406: no
Nameskaz: you see, these fortune cookies are bull****
Nameskaz: "Your courage will reward you" my ***

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lml-mike: i love to speak just after people saying : "...or not"
lml-mike: it's compatible with EVERYTHING people says
Quinten: you arent gay
lml-mike: ...
lml-mike: almost everything

theheckwithyou

keep them coming jerry

theheckwithyou

<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
<bender> what happened?
<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
<bender> yeah, you've been ****ing drunk..
<Domsey> you've been there, too?
<bender> sure...
<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything
<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
<bender> wtf...?
<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought
<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
<bender> OMFG!!!
<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
<Domsey> no, i'm not lying
<bender> OMG!!!
<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
<bender> ...
<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O

UberMaus

Mahnamahnah: mssql is to the linux tech what a butt plug is to the straight guy.......pointless, a laugh or downright offensive and in a nightmare situation a pain in the ***

UberMaus

<Artifice> Most people using that logic probably would phrase it differently. "Digits" is a fancy word
<_kw> yeah, use 'numbers' instead
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<NoGods> Yup.
<JFalcon> really? "She used her digits to arouse herself" vs. "She used numbers to arouse herself". One changes a simple pleasing into an orgy.
<_kw> you have a sick mind
<Artifice> Really? I was thinking math inclined librarian in the second one
<_kw> GOOD MAN