Teh "I'm single classifieds" thread
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/408381094.html
My Best Friend..... - 24
Reply to: pers-408381094@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 2:26PM PDT
...is a catch. But she is single I'm trying to help her find a boyfriend. Sometimes I dont really know why she cant find one, but I have faith there is someone in west LA that can be what she wants...that she is what YOU want.
She doesnt know I'm doing this for her..
As you can see she is hot (that pic was taken 3 weeks ago at my bday party in beverly hills). She's 5'4, 24, fit, 115lbs, Korean. Smart, classy, funny, loyal, self seficient. Works as a paralegal. She is studying for her LSTATS right now and minus any social life whatsoever. But she'll be done soon so Thats where you come in.
I know ya'll just see the pic and dont read the fine print so I already know I'll be sifting thru a lot of BS, but I'll say it anyway.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO JUST GET LAID OR FOR SOMETHING CASUAL KEEP LOOKING.
She is not that. At all.
This is mandatory: You must be white or Asian, educated, gainfully employed, has a car, over 25 but under 35, taller that 5'6, athletic or at least average build. This would be extra: she loves surfer boys, "cute" blonde boys, tall, muscular, wealthy. (I know, sorry for the last one, but she is LA. I cant chnage that).
she does not like: men with no ambition, lacking any of the above requirements,
sleezy older guys, players( and I am one myslef so i can spot ya'll a mile away.lol), or dorky guys (again, no hate mail plz, I am only the middle man,err,girl. I am only speaking the truth).
OK so, if this sounds like you and you're interested in getting to know a great girl drop me a note and tell me about yourself. Must have a pic or I wont respond. Sorry.
Oh, and if you fit any of the above but are tall, black and bald, hit me up too. haha. girl gotta get hers too.
Reply to: pers-408381094@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 2:26PM PDT
...is a catch. But she is single I'm trying to help her find a boyfriend. Sometimes I dont really know why she cant find one, but I have faith there is someone in west LA that can be what she wants...that she is what YOU want.
She doesnt know I'm doing this for her..
As you can see she is hot (that pic was taken 3 weeks ago at my bday party in beverly hills). She's 5'4, 24, fit, 115lbs, Korean. Smart, classy, funny, loyal, self seficient. Works as a paralegal. She is studying for her LSTATS right now and minus any social life whatsoever. But she'll be done soon so Thats where you come in.
I know ya'll just see the pic and dont read the fine print so I already know I'll be sifting thru a lot of BS, but I'll say it anyway.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO JUST GET LAID OR FOR SOMETHING CASUAL KEEP LOOKING.
She is not that. At all.
This is mandatory: You must be white or Asian, educated, gainfully employed, has a car, over 25 but under 35, taller that 5'6, athletic or at least average build. This would be extra: she loves surfer boys, "cute" blonde boys, tall, muscular, wealthy. (I know, sorry for the last one, but she is LA. I cant chnage that).
she does not like: men with no ambition, lacking any of the above requirements,
sleezy older guys, players( and I am one myslef so i can spot ya'll a mile away.lol), or dorky guys (again, no hate mail plz, I am only the middle man,err,girl. I am only speaking the truth).
OK so, if this sounds like you and you're interested in getting to know a great girl drop me a note and tell me about yourself. Must have a pic or I wont respond. Sorry.
Oh, and if you fit any of the above but are tall, black and bald, hit me up too. haha. girl gotta get hers too.
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taste ur words before u spit them out - 25
Reply to: pers-408747954@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 1:12AM PDT
I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I love traveling, who doesn't? There's nothing better than checking out new places and being a tourist, especially if it's with a great person. I love to go out, whether it's book stores, spa visits, shopping, the movies, a museum, a drive to nowhere or the beach. I can be a homebody too. You can catch me cleaning every Saturday morning!
Not much club-hopping these days, but dancing is always fun. I'm honest, so I expect the same from you. I truly believe that what goes around comes around, and I treat people the way I would want to be treated. Get to me!
Reply to: pers-408747954@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 1:12AM PDT
I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I love traveling, who doesn't? There's nothing better than checking out new places and being a tourist, especially if it's with a great person. I love to go out, whether it's book stores, spa visits, shopping, the movies, a museum, a drive to nowhere or the beach. I can be a homebody too. You can catch me cleaning every Saturday morning!
Not much club-hopping these days, but dancing is always fun. I'm honest, so I expect the same from you. I truly believe that what goes around comes around, and I treat people the way I would want to be treated. Get to me!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/408747954.html
cutie
damnit, why i can't i see any picture i post >.<
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Lets see if we connect - 24
Reply to: pers-408593662@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 7:06PM PDT
I would like to meet a kind-hearted person with good sense of humor
I like a guy who's polite and intelligent... which is attractive
Preferably someone who I can have interesting conversation with.
well.. send me ur photo and number and we'll go from there
Reply to: pers-408593662@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 7:06PM PDT
I would like to meet a kind-hearted person with good sense of humor
I like a guy who's polite and intelligent... which is attractive
Preferably someone who I can have interesting conversation with.
well.. send me ur photo and number and we'll go from there
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/408747954.html
cutie
damnit, why i can't i see any picture i post >.<
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New and looking to be shown around - 20
Reply to: pers-409104043@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 11:38AM PDT
Hi,
My name is Katie and I am looking for new people in here.
I have recently moved here from the UK.
If you know your way about the city and some places to have a great time please shoot me and email.
I am new and want to make the most of my arrival by learning some great spots to have a good time or eat in the city!
Reply to: pers-409104043@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 11:38AM PDT
Hi,
My name is Katie and I am looking for new people in here.
I have recently moved here from the UK.
If you know your way about the city and some places to have a great time please shoot me and email.
I am new and want to make the most of my arrival by learning some great spots to have a good time or eat in the city!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/w4m/409664209.html
I’m cuter than you …. - 28
Reply to: pers-409664209@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-30, 4:31AM PDT
ok, I'll be straightforward, this is what I'm looking for take it or leave it, but don't waste my time by emailing me and telling me what a joke it sounds like. Here we go
About me:
1)I’m cuter than you 2) I am 5'9'' and I do like to wear heels. 3)I am very independent and I enjoy my own time with my own friends. 4) I am a very sarcastic person.
5)But I also have a very giving heart.6) I am a hopeless romantic. 9)I LOVE MY FOOTBALL! 10) I prefer beer to fufu drinks. 11) I'd rather lounge around in a tshirt and sweat pants on a lazy day and watch a movie or sporting event than get all dolled up and go out somewhere fancy. 12) I know alot about cars...thanks Daddy!
1) And most importantly, I don't do/play head games or like/create drama.
This should be you:
1) Be a single male.
2) around my age if possible!
3) At least 5'11''
4)HAVE A JOB!
5)HAVE YOUR OWN CAR....not sharing it with someone.
6)Educated...meaning you like to speak english and not some form of it as in "gansta" or "ghetto" talk, and you should be able to read and write english as well.
7)Like football.
8)Like to do more than sit at home.
9)Non smoker
10)No kids
11)No ex fiancee...or if you did, don't reference to her when we go out, i.e..."She used to order that all the time." Then get all depressed on me.
12)Not married
13)No baggage of any kind
14)Wanting to be friends to start that may lead to a meaningful LTR
15)Can handle a fun outgoing independent sarcastic girl!
I’m cuter than you …. - 28
Reply to: pers-409664209@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-30, 4:31AM PDT
ok, I'll be straightforward, this is what I'm looking for take it or leave it, but don't waste my time by emailing me and telling me what a joke it sounds like. Here we go
About me:
1)I’m cuter than you 2) I am 5'9'' and I do like to wear heels. 3)I am very independent and I enjoy my own time with my own friends. 4) I am a very sarcastic person.
5)But I also have a very giving heart.6) I am a hopeless romantic. 9)I LOVE MY FOOTBALL! 10) I prefer beer to fufu drinks. 11) I'd rather lounge around in a tshirt and sweat pants on a lazy day and watch a movie or sporting event than get all dolled up and go out somewhere fancy. 12) I know alot about cars...thanks Daddy!
1) And most importantly, I don't do/play head games or like/create drama.
This should be you:
1) Be a single male.
2) around my age if possible!
3) At least 5'11''
4)HAVE A JOB!
5)HAVE YOUR OWN CAR....not sharing it with someone.
6)Educated...meaning you like to speak english and not some form of it as in "gansta" or "ghetto" talk, and you should be able to read and write english as well.
7)Like football.
8)Like to do more than sit at home.
9)Non smoker
10)No kids
11)No ex fiancee...or if you did, don't reference to her when we go out, i.e..."She used to order that all the time." Then get all depressed on me.
12)Not married
13)No baggage of any kind
14)Wanting to be friends to start that may lead to a meaningful LTR
15)Can handle a fun outgoing independent sarcastic girl!
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ASIAN-BORED, TURNING 21 IN A WK'S TIME - 21
Reply to: pers-409544460@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 9:18PM PDT
for one, i have been reading everything from men seeking women today, IT IS CRAZY, FUNNY, SOME ARE HEART MELTING-so good to be true.
Turning 21 soon.
legal to drink in a couple of days,
interests: billiards (my long term partner in life), ballet, movies-mostly documentaries and old ones.
I have a bachelors degree in economics at age 19. i am self-sufficient. I work for a company wherein almost all the things i know are being used and some of it are newly acquired knowledge. i have too many positions in that company. from being a drafts man (for their engineering corp) to a shipping head (import and domestic) to accountant/investments analyst/sales. the only thing i have learned is CUSTOMER SERVICE. why? i am shy, but they see improvements in my FRIENDLINESS ON THE PHONE. basically, i am the fastest phone grabber they have, why? all of them just want it to ring, and i don't. i am not a whiner. i love beer and rhum. i can tolerate alcohol. I USED TO HAVE ALCOHOL PROBLEMS, being 20 and being away from home for a year has made me stop drinking daily. maybe coming here is a good thing. I also used to smoke, i am a occasional smoker. from 3 packs a day (SERIOUSLY, my dad's a witness, including my sister and my friends) to 4 cigs a day. that is a good progress... i've been trying. but, i always have this 3day hump in quiting, but its going down, not in a breeze though.
I am planning to go back to college here and take my masters in economics or proceed with LAW or Fashion Design. I have been artsy2 for years, i've stopped, but i'm trying to go back.
I'm looking for LTR, for sure, and please dont be deceived by the age, it's only a number. my maturity has come from experiences that may be been a hurtful 6 yr streak. last relationship was a year ago. it lasted 1.5 yrs. the longest i had was almost 4 yrs. but telling you what happened in my life is good for a conversation.
I have graduated from all the bar hopping, partying, drunkenness, illogical dependency on alcohol, and drama. i used to be clingy, nagger and i love cuddling over kissing. i love sex, no forcing. i do it amicably or surprise!
attraction has never been part of my former life, physical attraction. but, i have come to realize, it should be. though i dont want brainless people. i dont want perfect guys. i want someone to be with whom i could be me. and would love me for me.
my x told a friend n this made me laugh, 'love sucks, true love swallows'. even if it is true love, i will never swallow.
i am clean. no tattoos no stds, no hpv, no hiv.
i am planning to buy a car soon, i need to get my license here first though.
before my parents come for april, i need to find a place. they'll be stayin in for a month and go back home. i am family oriented. if you dont like kids, get out. if you are thinking about it, fine by me, but yes, i am definitely having one. i am caring, i talk less but i can be intellectually honest. i hate noise. i hate shouting. i cry whenever i hear my mom n dad shout at each other. i am an educated, independent, low maintenance, non extravagant, loving, caring person. and i believe in quality not quantity.
i am not looking for money in a guy, or, how many houses he owns, how many cars he owns, how heavy his diamond is. im not materialistic.
Though physically, i am tall, i am looking for at least a 5'10 guy. at my age, where in maturity comes to play, he should be at least 20 and possibly to 29 yo. the beauty in life is not about things, it is about your choices, and you know what you want and you keep on searching for what you want and what you need until you get it. i don't believe in grabbing something(one) just because you feel sorry for him or just because he is the only one left. i believe in going for what you aim for.going for happiness. nobody is perfect, but you can make your life perfect because of what you think is perfect for you. not because of what society sees that this is what is right for you. in the end, you are making the choices, and you will live with it, not them. so independence and choices are self earned. though choices are innate, and independence is through condition, but it results to earning something for thyself. If you dont give a **** about your family, about your loved ones and just keep on partying, please dont mind even replying. casual sex, one night stand, money, good time at bars or what is not my thing. so please do intend to be a good person by responding to this and be able to say, i am not an *******. or at least, i was. life is full of changes. life is uberly extravagant that the most extravagant people just cant handle it sometimes.
NO pictures here: for the same reason as the greatly incapable human tormentor to make people's lives a living hell. i hate liars, i hate gimmicks, i hate just for fun, i hate pretentious people. so please be yourself, and if i like it, good, if not, good for both of us.
Reply to: pers-409544460@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-29, 9:18PM PDT
for one, i have been reading everything from men seeking women today, IT IS CRAZY, FUNNY, SOME ARE HEART MELTING-so good to be true.
Turning 21 soon.
legal to drink in a couple of days,
interests: billiards (my long term partner in life), ballet, movies-mostly documentaries and old ones.
I have a bachelors degree in economics at age 19. i am self-sufficient. I work for a company wherein almost all the things i know are being used and some of it are newly acquired knowledge. i have too many positions in that company. from being a drafts man (for their engineering corp) to a shipping head (import and domestic) to accountant/investments analyst/sales. the only thing i have learned is CUSTOMER SERVICE. why? i am shy, but they see improvements in my FRIENDLINESS ON THE PHONE. basically, i am the fastest phone grabber they have, why? all of them just want it to ring, and i don't. i am not a whiner. i love beer and rhum. i can tolerate alcohol. I USED TO HAVE ALCOHOL PROBLEMS, being 20 and being away from home for a year has made me stop drinking daily. maybe coming here is a good thing. I also used to smoke, i am a occasional smoker. from 3 packs a day (SERIOUSLY, my dad's a witness, including my sister and my friends) to 4 cigs a day. that is a good progress... i've been trying. but, i always have this 3day hump in quiting, but its going down, not in a breeze though.
I am planning to go back to college here and take my masters in economics or proceed with LAW or Fashion Design. I have been artsy2 for years, i've stopped, but i'm trying to go back.
I'm looking for LTR, for sure, and please dont be deceived by the age, it's only a number. my maturity has come from experiences that may be been a hurtful 6 yr streak. last relationship was a year ago. it lasted 1.5 yrs. the longest i had was almost 4 yrs. but telling you what happened in my life is good for a conversation.
I have graduated from all the bar hopping, partying, drunkenness, illogical dependency on alcohol, and drama. i used to be clingy, nagger and i love cuddling over kissing. i love sex, no forcing. i do it amicably or surprise!
attraction has never been part of my former life, physical attraction. but, i have come to realize, it should be. though i dont want brainless people. i dont want perfect guys. i want someone to be with whom i could be me. and would love me for me.
my x told a friend n this made me laugh, 'love sucks, true love swallows'. even if it is true love, i will never swallow.
i am clean. no tattoos no stds, no hpv, no hiv.
i am planning to buy a car soon, i need to get my license here first though.
before my parents come for april, i need to find a place. they'll be stayin in for a month and go back home. i am family oriented. if you dont like kids, get out. if you are thinking about it, fine by me, but yes, i am definitely having one. i am caring, i talk less but i can be intellectually honest. i hate noise. i hate shouting. i cry whenever i hear my mom n dad shout at each other. i am an educated, independent, low maintenance, non extravagant, loving, caring person. and i believe in quality not quantity.
i am not looking for money in a guy, or, how many houses he owns, how many cars he owns, how heavy his diamond is. im not materialistic.
Though physically, i am tall, i am looking for at least a 5'10 guy. at my age, where in maturity comes to play, he should be at least 20 and possibly to 29 yo. the beauty in life is not about things, it is about your choices, and you know what you want and you keep on searching for what you want and what you need until you get it. i don't believe in grabbing something(one) just because you feel sorry for him or just because he is the only one left. i believe in going for what you aim for.going for happiness. nobody is perfect, but you can make your life perfect because of what you think is perfect for you. not because of what society sees that this is what is right for you. in the end, you are making the choices, and you will live with it, not them. so independence and choices are self earned. though choices are innate, and independence is through condition, but it results to earning something for thyself. If you dont give a **** about your family, about your loved ones and just keep on partying, please dont mind even replying. casual sex, one night stand, money, good time at bars or what is not my thing. so please do intend to be a good person by responding to this and be able to say, i am not an *******. or at least, i was. life is full of changes. life is uberly extravagant that the most extravagant people just cant handle it sometimes.
NO pictures here: for the same reason as the greatly incapable human tormentor to make people's lives a living hell. i hate liars, i hate gimmicks, i hate just for fun, i hate pretentious people. so please be yourself, and if i like it, good, if not, good for both of us.
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I am independent, educated, and financially stable... - 23
Reply to: pers-409813390@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-30, 8:54AM PDT
I'm a 23 year old, single attractive female seeking a good black or coloured male that I can become friends with first, and then see what develops. I love sports, music, and enjoy socializing with others. I am independent, educated, and financially stable... so don't get any ideas about a gold digger (smile). Thanks for taking the time to read my ad! I hope you are interested enough to respond.
Reply to: pers-409813390@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-30, 8:54AM PDT
I'm a 23 year old, single attractive female seeking a good black or coloured male that I can become friends with first, and then see what develops. I love sports, music, and enjoy socializing with others. I am independent, educated, and financially stable... so don't get any ideas about a gold digger (smile). Thanks for taking the time to read my ad! I hope you are interested enough to respond.
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heres a continuation with this
just to add more insult to injury...
lol
a formal rejection! hahaha
Greg Katz <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>...
AddSunday, August 26, 2007 12:18:25 AM
To:Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net>
Haha. Don't worry, you're not being scammed man. Lillian has been forwarding some replies to me as she reads them. I meant to reply to her but I absentmindedly typed in your email address. I'm sure she'll get back to you soon if she hasn't already.
Enjoy your weekend!
Greg
On 8/25/07, Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net> wrote:
why does a girl have Greg as her email name?
----- Original Message ----
From: Greg Katz <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Lawson Chew < xxxxxxx@pacbell.net>
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2007 8:08:58 PM
Subject: Re: I like books, indie rock, great food and nice people. - 23
another copy/paste
On 8/24/07, Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net> wrote:
Hi
I was on CL and saw your ad and decided I had to reply. I'm 22, a college graduate and currently working full time. I'm just looking to make friends and have fun more than anything else and if anything happens it happens. I'm more about hanging out maybe having a drink or two over dinner and having fun. So if you want to hang out with a normal, sincere, and honest guy let me know. You can see some of my pictures on myspace www.myspace.com/theheckwithyou
Lawson
this message was remailed to you via: pers-405404063@craigslist.org
AddSunday, August 26, 2007 12:18:25 AM
To:Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net>
Haha. Don't worry, you're not being scammed man. Lillian has been forwarding some replies to me as she reads them. I meant to reply to her but I absentmindedly typed in your email address. I'm sure she'll get back to you soon if she hasn't already.
Enjoy your weekend!
Greg
On 8/25/07, Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net> wrote:
why does a girl have Greg as her email name?
----- Original Message ----
From: Greg Katz <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Lawson Chew < xxxxxxx@pacbell.net>
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2007 8:08:58 PM
Subject: Re: I like books, indie rock, great food and nice people. - 23
another copy/paste
On 8/24/07, Lawson Chew <xxxxxxx@pacbell.net> wrote:
Hi
I was on CL and saw your ad and decided I had to reply. I'm 22, a college graduate and currently working full time. I'm just looking to make friends and have fun more than anything else and if anything happens it happens. I'm more about hanging out maybe having a drink or two over dinner and having fun. So if you want to hang out with a normal, sincere, and honest guy let me know. You can see some of my pictures on myspace www.myspace.com/theheckwithyou
Lawson
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From: Elle Elle <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: xxxxxxx@pacbell.net
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 9:54:36 PM
Subject: Re: RE: I like books, indie rock, great food and nice people. - 23
Hi Lawson,
I'm sorry but I'm not interested. I hope you have a great week. Thank you for replying to my ad.
Sincerely,
Elle
To: xxxxxxx@pacbell.net
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 9:54:36 PM
Subject: Re: RE: I like books, indie rock, great food and nice people. - 23
Hi Lawson,
I'm sorry but I'm not interested. I hope you have a great week. Thank you for replying to my ad.
Sincerely,
Elle
lola formal rejection! hahaha