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actually it depends on the girl. cute girl can get away with a lot of stuff.
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
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So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
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**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...

hahahahaha best post ev4r!
Ok I'm hanging out at that 76 gas station now
actually it depends on the girl. cute girl can get away with a lot of stuff.
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...

Thread Starter
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,422
From: Teh Phantom Zone
Car Info: 2013 Toyota Prius Plug In 2011 Toyota Prius
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/w4m/403840330.html
no stalkers please - 29
Reply to: pers-403840330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-22, 11:33PM PDT
hey fellas - if you're not an artist, not in a band, don't have tatoos, or kids, not into anime, or motorcycles, don't have dreadlocks, or a mowhawk, or a headshot, or a 4 ft. bong, and you aint a social retard than you may very well be the guy for me. if you do have a college degree, decent job, good family, good values, are between the ages of 27 and 34, and are capable of taking care of yourself then, again, you may be the guy for me. i'm just a decent, hard working, attractive, and fit girl looking for someone to hang out with. send me a pic and provided it's not of your ***** i may respond. p.s. i'm typically attracted to guys with glasses, i have brown hair and eyes and i smoke cigarettes. there, that should help narrow it down. thanks for reading.
Reply to: pers-403840330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-22, 11:33PM PDT
hey fellas - if you're not an artist, not in a band, don't have tatoos, or kids, not into anime, or motorcycles, don't have dreadlocks, or a mowhawk, or a headshot, or a 4 ft. bong, and you aint a social retard than you may very well be the guy for me. if you do have a college degree, decent job, good family, good values, are between the ages of 27 and 34, and are capable of taking care of yourself then, again, you may be the guy for me. i'm just a decent, hard working, attractive, and fit girl looking for someone to hang out with. send me a pic and provided it's not of your ***** i may respond. p.s. i'm typically attracted to guys with glasses, i have brown hair and eyes and i smoke cigarettes. there, that should help narrow it down. thanks for reading.
Thread Starter
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,422
From: Teh Phantom Zone
Car Info: 2013 Toyota Prius Plug In 2011 Toyota Prius
if only i were younger
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/401095025.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/401095025.html
Party Animal - 21
Reply to: pers-401095025@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-19, 7:16PM PDT
What do I dig?
Bars/party drugs/gameboy/rock of love/cleveland browns/the step machine in my living room/mike nichols/arcade fire/ scaring my dog with water/
Who do I want to meet?
Someone who won't scare my dog with water or Elliot Smith's ghost or You!
I want someone who will meet me at a bar and can have a lot to drink.
I'll write to everybody, even if you are a ravens fan.You just need to send a picture.

Reply to: pers-401095025@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-19, 7:16PM PDT
What do I dig?
Bars/party drugs/gameboy/rock of love/cleveland browns/the step machine in my living room/mike nichols/arcade fire/ scaring my dog with water/
Who do I want to meet?
Someone who won't scare my dog with water or Elliot Smith's ghost or You!
I want someone who will meet me at a bar and can have a lot to drink.
I'll write to everybody, even if you are a ravens fan.You just need to send a picture.

actually it depends on the girl. cute girl can get away with a lot of stuff.
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...

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From: ubermeister of pr0n
Car Info: oh seben lay-gah-C
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/w4m/404182160.html
chill korean girl that you should get to know - 27
Reply to: pers-404182160@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:19AM PDT
u've probably never met anyone like me ... some say that everyone needs a girl like me in their lives. some think otherwise. i am an independent girl who likes to have fun but will be faithful to her man. i like to have time alone and time with my friends, and i think its a MUST for him to do the same. i dont like checking up on my man because honestly, i have enough trouble to deal with myself. i'm like "one of the guys" but a girl. not tomboyish at all, though. for some reason, that's difficult to understand for a lot of people. i enjoy spending time with people. if you leave me in a room by myself, i will most likely entertain myself for a bit and then get extremely bored. bored leads to *****y at times. i dont take naps, because i feel like i've wasted daylight. not that i'm very productive in daylight in the first place, but having the sun shine in while i'm asleep bothers me. i play piano when i'm sad or when i have too many thoughts going on. that seems to happen a lot these days. i like meeting new people and hearing what they have to contribute to my world. oops. OUR world. one weird thing about me off the top of my head is that i can't drink soy milk. soy milk has the same effect that milk gives to lactose-intolerant people. lovely, isnt it? i am highly accident-prone. my past boyfriends have always acted like bodyguards around me, checking the sidewalks for unevenness or cracks. my friends have picked up that habit too when i drink too much. i'm right-handed but have been trying to develop the skills in my left hand. im a pianist, so this should come easily, right? "Should" being the key word. within the course of a week, i accumulate tons of useless information and stories about what happened to me, so i never cease to entertain my friends. i dont consider myself to be a high-maintenance girl. i can drink with guys and not get plastered or start crying. i am a smoker but i've been trying to quit. really trying. haha. if you take the time to get to know me, i know you'll find more than you thought you would.
chill korean girl that you should get to know - 27
Reply to: pers-404182160@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:19AM PDT
u've probably never met anyone like me ... some say that everyone needs a girl like me in their lives. some think otherwise. i am an independent girl who likes to have fun but will be faithful to her man. i like to have time alone and time with my friends, and i think its a MUST for him to do the same. i dont like checking up on my man because honestly, i have enough trouble to deal with myself. i'm like "one of the guys" but a girl. not tomboyish at all, though. for some reason, that's difficult to understand for a lot of people. i enjoy spending time with people. if you leave me in a room by myself, i will most likely entertain myself for a bit and then get extremely bored. bored leads to *****y at times. i dont take naps, because i feel like i've wasted daylight. not that i'm very productive in daylight in the first place, but having the sun shine in while i'm asleep bothers me. i play piano when i'm sad or when i have too many thoughts going on. that seems to happen a lot these days. i like meeting new people and hearing what they have to contribute to my world. oops. OUR world. one weird thing about me off the top of my head is that i can't drink soy milk. soy milk has the same effect that milk gives to lactose-intolerant people. lovely, isnt it? i am highly accident-prone. my past boyfriends have always acted like bodyguards around me, checking the sidewalks for unevenness or cracks. my friends have picked up that habit too when i drink too much. i'm right-handed but have been trying to develop the skills in my left hand. im a pianist, so this should come easily, right? "Should" being the key word. within the course of a week, i accumulate tons of useless information and stories about what happened to me, so i never cease to entertain my friends. i dont consider myself to be a high-maintenance girl. i can drink with guys and not get plastered or start crying. i am a smoker but i've been trying to quit. really trying. haha. if you take the time to get to know me, i know you'll find more than you thought you would.
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thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man - 24
Reply to: pers-404171215@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:07AM PDT
I am a thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man who can fulfill my fantasies, both sexually and in every day life.... I am interesting, and i like meeting people, having friends and doing something. I am sexy, seductive, lushy, can do everything for you and I am very much hot., I am bored, I want someone who is interesting and challenging
i think you can do it louis, take her rock climbing
thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man - 24
Reply to: pers-404171215@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:07AM PDT
I am a thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man who can fulfill my fantasies, both sexually and in every day life.... I am interesting, and i like meeting people, having friends and doing something. I am sexy, seductive, lushy, can do everything for you and I am very much hot., I am bored, I want someone who is interesting and challenging
i think you can do it louis, take her rock climbing
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/404171215.html
thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man - 24
Reply to: pers-404171215@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:07AM PDT
I am a thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man who can fulfill my fantasies, both sexually and in every day life.... I am interesting, and i like meeting people, having friends and doing something. I am sexy, seductive, lushy, can do everything for you and I am very much hot., I am bored, I want someone who is interesting and challenging
i think you can do it louis, take her rock climbing
thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man - 24
Reply to: pers-404171215@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-23, 11:07AM PDT
I am a thrill seeking girl looking for an adventurous and aggressive man who can fulfill my fantasies, both sexually and in every day life.... I am interesting, and i like meeting people, having friends and doing something. I am sexy, seductive, lushy, can do everything for you and I am very much hot., I am bored, I want someone who is interesting and challenging
i think you can do it louis, take her rock climbing



