Teh "I'm single classifieds" thread
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Jesus christ!!!!! http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/w4m/402627370.html , I heard of picky but this is straight up.. oh I dunno. the funny thing is, I actually sat there like an idiot with time to burn reading her entire post anxious to see what direction she was going to take this next..lol .. This post irritated me like you wouldn't believe and yet I read the whole thing.. OMG..
Don't worry if I don't email you back, it's probably for the better... - 24
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Reply to: pers-402627370@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-21, 2:23PM PDT
Seriously, if you don't think women pay attention to the very first email you send them, you're wrong. Even if you sound funny, smart, etc. all the really great qualities of a man we're looking for- we're still gonna be a little cautious.
--Reasons I'm not going to write you back...
1) If you e-mail me and your e-mail is something like, hotguyinhb or singlemale92807, I'm probably not going to write you back. Reason #1, you're on here waaaaay too much- having an email like that saves you the time of actualy describing your location and status. Scary!
2) If you can't make a complete sentence or sound like you've had a bit too much to drink, or it looks like you've typed with your elbows, I'm probably not going to write you back.
3) If you send an email back to me, and make NO REFERENCE to my email at all, I'm going to assume you copied and pasted your response to save yourself some time. I hate that, and probably won't write you back.
4) If you send a picture and are nothing like I described my ideal mate to look like, I'm not going to write you back. If you sound like you need citizenship to stay here, you'll never hear from me again. Duh.
*I will never ever write back to someone that says "What's up? (insert myspace here)*
--If I think I might email you back... (which means you got past round one and I'm interested)
1) The very first thing I'm going to do is sort though my old emails and see if we've talked before. It happens alllll the time.
2) If I'm interested you, and you include your real name (or something that sounds like a real name) I'm going to google you. Sorry.
3) If you don't include your real name, but your email is tjones-mortgagecompany-com, I'm going to google your email address, then try to figure out your real name and then google you. Again, sorry.
4) If your email address is something random, like goanglels555, I'm still going to google you. You'd be surprised how many females will write about you on a blog or myspace.
5) Speaking of which, if I want to email you back, I'm going to take your email, go to myspace, and search for you first. I'm going to look at your page, and your pictures. Almost everyone has one, and if you don't think we look for it, think again. I'm gonna check your name too. Sorry.
*This doesn't happen everytime, seriously I don't have that kind of time.*
--If I email you back...
1) It means you were articulate, personal, funny, bla bla bla. At this point, I may or may not hear back from you- trust that I won't care.
2) If I like your picture and think we might look cute together, I'm going to respond to your questions, and direct you to my myspace. I'm lazy but really cute- I'm allowed to do these things as for every 1 email you get, I'm going to get 50 (we've tested this). Double standard? Of course! - (all this for lazy and cute??)
3) When I email you back, trust that I've already seen your picture (seriously), know where you work, age, and if you're married or what-not. You would be shocked how much information is available about a person online. This information is available to everyone that cares to look for it.
*Again, I don't do this every time, but will when I feel like it*
--If we start a fun banter... (Which means we've emailed back and forth a few times and I'm looking forward to meeting you)
1) I'm going to zabasearch you. THIS IS NOT TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU LIVE OR YOUR NUMBER. This is just to confirm what you've already told me, I promise. I can't speak for other women who use it as a stalking tool, but I think that's a little nuts (yes even for someone like me).
2) I'm going to dig a little deeper in the google search technique. At this point, I just don't want you to be married and will look for this.
3) I'm going to head back into craigslist and search through M4W and Casual Encounters. 90% of the time, if you email someone, chances are you've posted an ad yourself. I'm going to pay attention to your ad, what you're looking for, and most of all what you're not. Be careful of 5 dollar words you send out in emails... you probably use them alllll the time in your posts. "intrigued" "missive" and "erudite" are all unique words I will catch right off the bat and start searching. Your age, and location are also tip offs.
4) Last but not least, I'm going to head on over to M4M- I know as well as you do when you need it realllllly bad- it all feels the same in the dark. I'm never going to email you back if I even suspect an ad is yours. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
--If you've made it this far and I've sufficiently deduced you're not married, pretty cute, and right on par with my sense of humor, I'll probably give you my number.
1) You have to ask for it Sally.
2) I'll probably blow you off when I find that you sound like a stuffy nosed, Customer Service Rep reject. Sorry.
Love & Kisses,
Your very picky, friendly neighborood single female.
Don't worry if I don't email you back, it's probably for the better... - 24
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Reply to: pers-402627370@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-21, 2:23PM PDT
Seriously, if you don't think women pay attention to the very first email you send them, you're wrong. Even if you sound funny, smart, etc. all the really great qualities of a man we're looking for- we're still gonna be a little cautious.
--Reasons I'm not going to write you back...
1) If you e-mail me and your e-mail is something like, hotguyinhb or singlemale92807, I'm probably not going to write you back. Reason #1, you're on here waaaaay too much- having an email like that saves you the time of actualy describing your location and status. Scary!
2) If you can't make a complete sentence or sound like you've had a bit too much to drink, or it looks like you've typed with your elbows, I'm probably not going to write you back.
3) If you send an email back to me, and make NO REFERENCE to my email at all, I'm going to assume you copied and pasted your response to save yourself some time. I hate that, and probably won't write you back.
4) If you send a picture and are nothing like I described my ideal mate to look like, I'm not going to write you back. If you sound like you need citizenship to stay here, you'll never hear from me again. Duh.
*I will never ever write back to someone that says "What's up? (insert myspace here)*
--If I think I might email you back... (which means you got past round one and I'm interested)
1) The very first thing I'm going to do is sort though my old emails and see if we've talked before. It happens alllll the time.
2) If I'm interested you, and you include your real name (or something that sounds like a real name) I'm going to google you. Sorry.
3) If you don't include your real name, but your email is tjones-mortgagecompany-com, I'm going to google your email address, then try to figure out your real name and then google you. Again, sorry.
4) If your email address is something random, like goanglels555, I'm still going to google you. You'd be surprised how many females will write about you on a blog or myspace.
5) Speaking of which, if I want to email you back, I'm going to take your email, go to myspace, and search for you first. I'm going to look at your page, and your pictures. Almost everyone has one, and if you don't think we look for it, think again. I'm gonna check your name too. Sorry.
*This doesn't happen everytime, seriously I don't have that kind of time.*
--If I email you back...
1) It means you were articulate, personal, funny, bla bla bla. At this point, I may or may not hear back from you- trust that I won't care.
2) If I like your picture and think we might look cute together, I'm going to respond to your questions, and direct you to my myspace. I'm lazy but really cute- I'm allowed to do these things as for every 1 email you get, I'm going to get 50 (we've tested this). Double standard? Of course! - (all this for lazy and cute??)
3) When I email you back, trust that I've already seen your picture (seriously), know where you work, age, and if you're married or what-not. You would be shocked how much information is available about a person online. This information is available to everyone that cares to look for it.
*Again, I don't do this every time, but will when I feel like it*
--If we start a fun banter... (Which means we've emailed back and forth a few times and I'm looking forward to meeting you)
1) I'm going to zabasearch you. THIS IS NOT TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU LIVE OR YOUR NUMBER. This is just to confirm what you've already told me, I promise. I can't speak for other women who use it as a stalking tool, but I think that's a little nuts (yes even for someone like me).
2) I'm going to dig a little deeper in the google search technique. At this point, I just don't want you to be married and will look for this.
3) I'm going to head back into craigslist and search through M4W and Casual Encounters. 90% of the time, if you email someone, chances are you've posted an ad yourself. I'm going to pay attention to your ad, what you're looking for, and most of all what you're not. Be careful of 5 dollar words you send out in emails... you probably use them alllll the time in your posts. "intrigued" "missive" and "erudite" are all unique words I will catch right off the bat and start searching. Your age, and location are also tip offs.
4) Last but not least, I'm going to head on over to M4M- I know as well as you do when you need it realllllly bad- it all feels the same in the dark. I'm never going to email you back if I even suspect an ad is yours. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
--If you've made it this far and I've sufficiently deduced you're not married, pretty cute, and right on par with my sense of humor, I'll probably give you my number.
1) You have to ask for it Sally.
2) I'll probably blow you off when I find that you sound like a stuffy nosed, Customer Service Rep reject. Sorry.
Love & Kisses,
Your very picky, friendly neighborood single female.
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Date: 2007-08-20, 11:45PM PDT
I am finally getting into this whole internet dating scene. I just hope predators, pedafiles, or stalkers are not reading my page. =/ .. Besides that, I just think I should be looking for a relationship now. I am turning 20 soon, and I just want to find a nice guy.
I am Vietnamese, 5', petite, love working out, really outgoing and friendly, likes to hang out and party, 420 occasionally, and I am pretty much down for having a good time but being serious also.
I'm looking for a guy that is Asian, above 5'7", ages 19-24, works out, smart, good-looking, nice smile, can hold a conversation, has a sense of humor, and definitely not cheap.
Overall, I just want a guy that can make me laugh and will be there for me. If you want to know anymore about me, just ask. I will not respond to you if I think you are clingy or just not the right person for me. If you respond, please include an appropriate picture. NO PICTURE, NO REPLY. Please don't respond to this, if you do not fit my description. Sorry =( but Thanks! =)
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Reply to: pers-402118959@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-20, 11:45PM PDT
I am finally getting into this whole internet dating scene. I just hope predators, pedafiles, or stalkers are not reading my page. =/ .. Besides that, I just think I should be looking for a relationship now. I am turning 20 soon, and I just want to find a nice guy.
I am Vietnamese, 5', petite, love working out, really outgoing and friendly, likes to hang out and party, 420 occasionally, and I am pretty much down for having a good time but being serious also.
I'm looking for a guy that is Asian, above 5'7", ages 19-24, works out, smart, good-looking, nice smile, can hold a conversation, has a sense of humor, and definitely not cheap.
Overall, I just want a guy that can make me laugh and will be there for me. If you want to know anymore about me, just ask. I will not respond to you if I think you are clingy or just not the right person for me. If you respond, please include an appropriate picture. NO PICTURE, NO REPLY. Please don't respond to this, if you do not fit my description. Sorry =( but Thanks! =)
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look you guys want a date with her
all you do is put this in your email title " I am not intimidated by you"
look i read through all of that and I know I can get you here is a pic of me
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all you do is put this in your email title " I am not intimidated by you"
look i read through all of that and I know I can get you here is a pic of me
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Jesus christ!!!!! http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/w4m/402627370.html , I heard of picky but this is straight up.. oh I dunno. the funny thing is, I actually sat there like an idiot with time to burn reading her entire post anxious to see what direction she was going to take this next..lol .. This post irritated me like you wouldn't believe and yet I read the whole thing.. OMG..
Don't worry if I don't email you back, it's probably for the better... - 24
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Reply to: pers-402627370@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-21, 2:23PM PDT
Seriously, if you don't think women pay attention to the very first email you send them, you're wrong. Even if you sound funny, smart, etc. all the really great qualities of a man we're looking for- we're still gonna be a little cautious.
--Reasons I'm not going to write you back...
1) If you e-mail me and your e-mail is something like, hotguyinhb or singlemale92807, I'm probably not going to write you back. Reason #1, you're on here waaaaay too much- having an email like that saves you the time of actualy describing your location and status. Scary!
2) If you can't make a complete sentence or sound like you've had a bit too much to drink, or it looks like you've typed with your elbows, I'm probably not going to write you back.
3) If you send an email back to me, and make NO REFERENCE to my email at all, I'm going to assume you copied and pasted your response to save yourself some time. I hate that, and probably won't write you back.
4) If you send a picture and are nothing like I described my ideal mate to look like, I'm not going to write you back. If you sound like you need citizenship to stay here, you'll never hear from me again. Duh.
*I will never ever write back to someone that says "What's up? (insert myspace here)*
--If I think I might email you back... (which means you got past round one and I'm interested)
1) The very first thing I'm going to do is sort though my old emails and see if we've talked before. It happens alllll the time.
2) If I'm interested you, and you include your real name (or something that sounds like a real name) I'm going to google you. Sorry.
3) If you don't include your real name, but your email is tjones-mortgagecompany-com, I'm going to google your email address, then try to figure out your real name and then google you. Again, sorry.
4) If your email address is something random, like goanglels555, I'm still going to google you. You'd be surprised how many females will write about you on a blog or myspace.
5) Speaking of which, if I want to email you back, I'm going to take your email, go to myspace, and search for you first. I'm going to look at your page, and your pictures. Almost everyone has one, and if you don't think we look for it, think again. I'm gonna check your name too. Sorry.
*This doesn't happen everytime, seriously I don't have that kind of time.*
--If I email you back...
1) It means you were articulate, personal, funny, bla bla bla. At this point, I may or may not hear back from you- trust that I won't care.
2) If I like your picture and think we might look cute together, I'm going to respond to your questions, and direct you to my myspace. I'm lazy but really cute- I'm allowed to do these things as for every 1 email you get, I'm going to get 50 (we've tested this). Double standard? Of course! - (all this for lazy and cute??)
3) When I email you back, trust that I've already seen your picture (seriously), know where you work, age, and if you're married or what-not. You would be shocked how much information is available about a person online. This information is available to everyone that cares to look for it.
*Again, I don't do this every time, but will when I feel like it*
--If we start a fun banter... (Which means we've emailed back and forth a few times and I'm looking forward to meeting you)
1) I'm going to zabasearch you. THIS IS NOT TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU LIVE OR YOUR NUMBER. This is just to confirm what you've already told me, I promise. I can't speak for other women who use it as a stalking tool, but I think that's a little nuts (yes even for someone like me).
2) I'm going to dig a little deeper in the google search technique. At this point, I just don't want you to be married and will look for this.
3) I'm going to head back into craigslist and search through M4W and Casual Encounters. 90% of the time, if you email someone, chances are you've posted an ad yourself. I'm going to pay attention to your ad, what you're looking for, and most of all what you're not. Be careful of 5 dollar words you send out in emails... you probably use them alllll the time in your posts. "intrigued" "missive" and "erudite" are all unique words I will catch right off the bat and start searching. Your age, and location are also tip offs.
4) Last but not least, I'm going to head on over to M4M- I know as well as you do when you need it realllllly bad- it all feels the same in the dark. I'm never going to email you back if I even suspect an ad is yours. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
--If you've made it this far and I've sufficiently deduced you're not married, pretty cute, and right on par with my sense of humor, I'll probably give you my number.
1) You have to ask for it Sally.
2) I'll probably blow you off when I find that you sound like a stuffy nosed, Customer Service Rep reject. Sorry.
Love & Kisses,
Your very picky, friendly neighborood single female.
Don't worry if I don't email you back, it's probably for the better... - 24
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Reply to: pers-402627370@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-21, 2:23PM PDT
Seriously, if you don't think women pay attention to the very first email you send them, you're wrong. Even if you sound funny, smart, etc. all the really great qualities of a man we're looking for- we're still gonna be a little cautious.
--Reasons I'm not going to write you back...
1) If you e-mail me and your e-mail is something like, hotguyinhb or singlemale92807, I'm probably not going to write you back. Reason #1, you're on here waaaaay too much- having an email like that saves you the time of actualy describing your location and status. Scary!
2) If you can't make a complete sentence or sound like you've had a bit too much to drink, or it looks like you've typed with your elbows, I'm probably not going to write you back.
3) If you send an email back to me, and make NO REFERENCE to my email at all, I'm going to assume you copied and pasted your response to save yourself some time. I hate that, and probably won't write you back.
4) If you send a picture and are nothing like I described my ideal mate to look like, I'm not going to write you back. If you sound like you need citizenship to stay here, you'll never hear from me again. Duh.
*I will never ever write back to someone that says "What's up? (insert myspace here)*
--If I think I might email you back... (which means you got past round one and I'm interested)
1) The very first thing I'm going to do is sort though my old emails and see if we've talked before. It happens alllll the time.
2) If I'm interested you, and you include your real name (or something that sounds like a real name) I'm going to google you. Sorry.
3) If you don't include your real name, but your email is tjones-mortgagecompany-com, I'm going to google your email address, then try to figure out your real name and then google you. Again, sorry.
4) If your email address is something random, like goanglels555, I'm still going to google you. You'd be surprised how many females will write about you on a blog or myspace.
5) Speaking of which, if I want to email you back, I'm going to take your email, go to myspace, and search for you first. I'm going to look at your page, and your pictures. Almost everyone has one, and if you don't think we look for it, think again. I'm gonna check your name too. Sorry.
*This doesn't happen everytime, seriously I don't have that kind of time.*
--If I email you back...
1) It means you were articulate, personal, funny, bla bla bla. At this point, I may or may not hear back from you- trust that I won't care.
2) If I like your picture and think we might look cute together, I'm going to respond to your questions, and direct you to my myspace. I'm lazy but really cute- I'm allowed to do these things as for every 1 email you get, I'm going to get 50 (we've tested this). Double standard? Of course! - (all this for lazy and cute??)
3) When I email you back, trust that I've already seen your picture (seriously), know where you work, age, and if you're married or what-not. You would be shocked how much information is available about a person online. This information is available to everyone that cares to look for it.
*Again, I don't do this every time, but will when I feel like it*
--If we start a fun banter... (Which means we've emailed back and forth a few times and I'm looking forward to meeting you)
1) I'm going to zabasearch you. THIS IS NOT TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU LIVE OR YOUR NUMBER. This is just to confirm what you've already told me, I promise. I can't speak for other women who use it as a stalking tool, but I think that's a little nuts (yes even for someone like me).
2) I'm going to dig a little deeper in the google search technique. At this point, I just don't want you to be married and will look for this.
3) I'm going to head back into craigslist and search through M4W and Casual Encounters. 90% of the time, if you email someone, chances are you've posted an ad yourself. I'm going to pay attention to your ad, what you're looking for, and most of all what you're not. Be careful of 5 dollar words you send out in emails... you probably use them alllll the time in your posts. "intrigued" "missive" and "erudite" are all unique words I will catch right off the bat and start searching. Your age, and location are also tip offs.
4) Last but not least, I'm going to head on over to M4M- I know as well as you do when you need it realllllly bad- it all feels the same in the dark. I'm never going to email you back if I even suspect an ad is yours. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
--If you've made it this far and I've sufficiently deduced you're not married, pretty cute, and right on par with my sense of humor, I'll probably give you my number.
1) You have to ask for it Sally.
2) I'll probably blow you off when I find that you sound like a stuffy nosed, Customer Service Rep reject. Sorry.
Love & Kisses,
Your very picky, friendly neighborood single female.
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actually it depends on the girl. cute girl can get away with a lot of stuff.
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
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she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
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So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
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The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...
so on monday night I was at the 76 gas station on san gabriel and mission. I was getting gas and I noticed there is an asian girl on the other side talking to a guy with the truck on the other side.
<-- = the gas pump
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| | (asian girl in the car)
so I was like whatever... when I got into my car and I was about to drive out... that asian girl in the car drove around and wave at me.
(asian girl in the car) waving
(subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
******************| |******************
she pull up next to me... I was glad she didn't hit my car
(asian girl in the car) (subaru wagon)<--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
So I roll down the window and she was like... do you remember me? I actually thought hard and go... no...
and then she goes... you are Evan right?
I go... no...
and then she goes... can you do me a favor... I don't have money for gas...
then I go... sorry I can't help you... and I drove away
(subaru wagon)
(asian girl in the car) pwned <--- | |--->(truck)
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
**********************************| |
The whole situation is different if she is cute...
My respond would of being. Yes I am Evan and how much would you like...
Last edited by kenshin01; Aug 22, 2007 at 03:29 PM.