LOL
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/m4w/319473829.html

part time gf....

 

hotsexIS@ruben.com


Ruben's motto.. "Rojas, no emotions..just motions"



Disclaimer:

I am NOT picking at ruben in anyway... I just wish i could rock that title... But, you know me.. I make too many weird faces...

 

part time sex too

 

if you want to pretend to be me, go ahead. Just don't be emailing my number to them

 

too late for me i did

 

yea too late i think i sent out your number maybe 6 times from the replies I got.

 

:sign0148:

 

hey guys please don't give my number to any craigslist ads. I'm getting random calls. If I keep getting these strange calls for the rest of the day. I'm going down to cingular to change my number

 

well on the brightside of things you are getting calls

 

I've tracked the numbers, it looks like somebody was just being an ***

 

Lol!!!!

 

suckas.

 

bathroom walls?

is that ok ruben

if not go to D and B and take them down

 

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/w4m/322955938.html

i'm actually not a milf since i don't have children. and i just think cougar is a hilarious term. anyway, every time i have posted an ad, i end up getting responses from 22 year olds. what the hell? i'm really not looking for a 22 year old. thanks though. it's nice for the ego.

me: 41, tv producer, shoulder length dark hair, olive skin, live in the 323. into: kcrw, npr, my blackberry pearl, bad tv, good movies, art, architecture, reading, int'l travel, dogs (although i don't have one). not in perfect shape because i work too much. i just started working out again though and am looking for someone who is looking for a fantastic project with potential. i'm going to be hot again soon, so you could get in now at a bargain price?

not into: 818, 22 year olds, cooking (i don't cook...)

please be: smart, somewhat sophisticated in your tastes, non-818, nice, normalish but not boringish. i also have a tendency to prefer fair haired with freckles, green eyes, thinning hair... yeah i don't know why either.

 

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/m4w/322924049.html

Here is the rundown. I am training for my second ironman triathlon and I do not get out to often. So, I am resorting to this internet dating thing. Most of the women I have dated in the past year or so do not understand the commitment that is involved with training for one of these things. I have a great career; enjoy life, loyal, committed, driven, have goals and very honest. I am not a game player to a fault. I have posted a few pictures, please send a picture of yourself when responding.








mMm........ ironman, eh?