bored and can't sleep - 27
Reply to: pers-335110604@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-21, 12:53AM PDT


SAF, bored, anyone up?

your pic gets mine

Sleepless in California - 27
Reply to: pers-335103581@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-21, 12:06AM PDT


I am a 27 year old Korean girl looking to chat with a smart, funny asian guy who is also a hopeless romantic. Please email with a picture and I will give you my im addy.

Video game playing, martial artist graduate student - 23
Reply to: pers-335014393@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-20, 7:47PM PDT


I'm not what you'd call a typical girl. I'd take Mario Bros over Maybelline and gaming over Gucci any day of the week. I wouldn't say that I'm masculine, but you're not likely to find me flipping through a fashion magazine while I'm getting my nails done. It's just not my thing (totally nothing wrong with it, though).

I'm into video games (especially RPGs, fighting games, and weird Japanese games--Katamari ftw), and I play D&D from time to time. I do martial arts (specifically, Kenpo Karate), and I've been doing various styles for about 13 years now. I spend far too much time at school--I'm getting my masters in marriage and family therapy. I love to read and do crossword puzzles (yes, I'm a nerd, it's ok). I'm also into baseball and classic muscle cars.

As far as looks go, I'm about 5'7, blonde hair, and hazel eyes. I will admit that I'm not exactly a stick, but all the years of martial arts were bound to put some muscle on me, right? I'd like to think that I'm fairly proportional, though...and anyone who tells me differently, I can just beat them up (kidding, I swear!!).

I'm not the type of person to be serious about much; I love to laugh and joke around. I'm easily amused by silly things, but I'm also very responsible. I'm not a big club person, but I'm totally happy sitting and playing video games with someone or just hanging out with people and talking. I like to keep things simple and straightforward. I'm not the type to play games (well, like mind games anyway).

So, if you've read through all that, and checked out my pics, and you think you'd like to talk to me, here's what I'm looking for:

-Male! (haha)
-Age 23-32(ish)
-Gotta like animals (I have cats--no I'm not a crazy cat lady...I swear)
-Intelligence
-Sense of humor
-Not a jerk

If you think all those things describe you, drop me a line! (it can't hurt, right?) Here's what I'd like from you:

-Send me a pic (physical attraction is important...I don't want you emailing me if you think I'm a dog)
-Tell me about yourself
-Prove to me that you're smart. Tell me about quantum physics, or calculus, or symbolism in Greek mythology. Tell me a math joke. I'm not real picky, I just want to know that you can stimulate my mind (and that you actually read through all of this, hah!). By the way, I'm a huge grammar snob. I don't expect perfection, but lazy grammar irritates me. I know, it makes me a horrible person. I don't care. =P
-Do not tell me about your ***** or send me pictures of it. I will just assume you have nothing else to offer.
-Do not tell me about your new car or how much money you have, I will just assume you have no *****.

So, if you've read all of this, it all sounds good, and you don't think I'm nuts (in a bad way, anyway), drop me a line. =)

mt everest - 27
Reply to: pers-335110316@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-21, 1:06AM PDT


I am:

Mt. Everest

What kind of WOMAN would I be
if my curves are unexplored?
What depths are valued mystery?
If I spread about galore
What good are my frostings?
Men always searched for more

****************************************

Mammoth

Curved are my hips
as your bottoms are wide
Arch down my grip
when you're coming inside

My climax your mission
Now you're short to inhale
Slippery condition
When we're lucky females

**********************************

You are: single, no kids, non-smoker, in good muscular shape, humble (self-compliments are not valid)
Please don't expect me to respond if you are not willing to attach a picture.

Who can help me satisfy this dirty craving? - w4m - 28
Reply to: pers-335164618@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-21, 6:13AM PDT


I have been daydreaming about a man who will take his time and get me off first. I love oral and if you are patient and talented, I will *** over and over again until I am twitching and screaming.

Then it's your turn. I want to get on my knees and take your **** in my mouth, pausing between strokes to look up at you while your ***** is in between my lips. I will start out slow, then go faster, prolonging your pleasure. It's ok if you grab my hair with both hands and help force your **** down my throat. I like seeing just how deep I can take it.

But then I will ease back, you can't *** yet...

After that, I want to get ****ed, and I want it every way you can give it to me. First start off in my *****, sink yourself in deep inside me all in one stroke, filling me up. I want you pounding me hard till I *** again, because I will still be riding the waves from the multiples before. Then I want to get on top, me riding you, controlling how fast and deep we go. I then want to get on my knees and you to take me from behind, pulling my hair while you **** me hard, hitting bottom with every thrust.

But wait, you still can't *** yet... By now I will be soaking wet, perfect for you to slip your **** inside my ***** one more time to get it really good and wet. Then while I am still on my knees, face pressed into the bed, I want you to spread my cheeks and slowly enter my ***, being gentle at first. Slid in and out a few times, so we can both savor the feeling. Then pause, so that I can position my hand underneath me. I want to rub my **** while you start to **** my *** harder and harder, still pulling my hair using it to help your shove yourself in deeper. I will be close to cumming again now, but this will be the best one. Then just as I am about collapse, you pick up the pace and pound me hard until we both scream from pleasure.




The responses with an equal amount of detail will get preference....





Please be at least 25 and under 40. I am not attracted to much younger or much older men.

I am tall, have long light hair and light eyes. Also, just to let you know, my body type is much like a Renaissance painting, think Botticelli's The Birth of Venus. I have been compared to that more than once.

No this is not a way of saying I have to be forklifted out of my house.

Far from it. I just feel it is fair to make you guys aware that if you read

my add and were all geared for and imagining a **** star/gymnast, then I

am not what you are looking for.