i'll start with 3 examples from each category. you may add categories if you wish.

1. use teh restroom:
a. take a dump
b. lay some clay
c. make some snakes

2. masterbate
a. spank teh monkey
b. wax the carrot
c. slap the salami

3. breasts
a. juggs
b. pins
c. rack

4. *****
a. *******
b. unit
c. purple-helmeted love warrior

5. have sex
a. tap it
b. hit it
c. plow it

 

np..

 

1. d. Drop the kids off at the pool
e. Pinch a loaf


2. d. Choke the chicken
e. **** the one eyed snake


3. d. Tig Ol Bitty's
e. Fun Bags


4. d. Shaft
e. Peter


5. d. Horizontal Mambo
e. Screw

 

1. f. free the slaves

3. f. jogas

4. f. submarine

5. f. park the car in the garage

 

lol!!!

 

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1. g. blow mudd

2. g. taming the one eyed snake

3. g. 'ta ta's

4. g. ******

5. hot beef injection

 

Your additions were so good they desreved a double post!

Hehehehehe

Sean


P.S. Now my post simply sounds silly!

 

drink
a. gulp
b. chug
c. down

 

use teh restroom
-build a log cabin
-#2
-make a deposit @ the office
-break one off

 

vomit
a. spew
b. toss cookies
c. blow chunks

 

1. taking the Browns to the Superbowl.