well, if homie is still kicking when i get home, there will really be a good owned pic. b

 

i would have nailed that centipede on a cross and display it behind that dresser to warn all his buddies

 

Gotta ask. Did you find it a turn on at all?

Just curious b/c I think centipedes are the only thing that might give me some play over here.

 

wOOt I hate pedes!




pedes!

 

 

"Centipedes'bite causes intense pain followed by swelling and redding around the wound lasting for hours. The wound is slow to heal and may become infected. The skin surrounding thne wound may eventually die and slough off. Treatment other than antiseptic is generally not necessary, though an ice pack applied to the wound may ease pain and help reduce swlling. If symtoms persist,see a doctor." They bite with the tips of their enlarged first pair of legs, that is where the poison glands are. Info from a local bug book.

 

Got bitten by two different centipedes. The one you just killed and one of those little blue/green ones. The bigger one just left a bite mark and it hurt for a little while. The smaller one left a welt the size of a nickel on my stomach which burned for like a week or so. Heard the blue ones are more poisonous.

 

Oh...my...god. I thought I was in pain when I got bit on the arm one night. Barry is now the King of Centipede bite stories!

...reminds me of the AC/DC Song "Big *****"

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...25686B000B5344


-Andy

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told you about my stories about getting bitten...8 TIMES OVER A 3 MONTH PERIOD...but never on my nutsac. I'm sorry for laughing my *** off, but when I saw this, I couldn't help it. I feel your pain, b...I really do. When I see one now, I beat it to a messy pulp so that it is unrecognizble, even by it's own mother. Either that or I Stomp on it for a little bit, the the coup de grace is to do a few Michael Jackson spinning moves on it...then I just leave the mess to tell the other centipedes "STAY THE F*** AWAY!" Just my story...thought I would add...

 

damn otter pops are never gonna be the same

 

damn dude! hope u all-g

 

Barry,
That is the single most funniest thing that I have ever read in my friggin' life! I tell you what, I thought Joey's Michael Jackson/ Billy Jean spin dance move/crucified Centiped was funny but damn (<---you guys gotta see it, it's fricken' hilarious!) .....I think that mini-t should suck out the poison just to make sure.

What was even more funny is the picture with the Otter Pops in your pants. Funny ish for sure. Im gonna make sure everyone at work hears the tale about The Centipede and the midnight misfortune of Bloodied Bi-Blistered Ball-Sack Barry




I still say have her suck out the poison.......

-vern

 

Oh man you betta be alright cause I dont wanna be laughing like dis if your not! If you still got pain or swelling go get it checked out. Lucky wasnt one of those little ones their poison is way harsher.

 

whew. no swelling at all. i guess i must've grabbed the bastid in time or my grabbing him causing the bite before venom injection. either that or ***** of steel.

anyways, thanks for your concern. it was just freaking sore for the whole day and night. when i finally threw the pede away, i saw that mini-t smashed off the pincer legs. i was stunned again as the pincher legs could almost surround an entire quarter AND was demon red!! i was like holy sheez, if he fully injected, i would be in a hospital even til now.

needless to say, now i sleep with extra protection. kinda scary when you think about what could've happened.

b

btw: we actually did have a pic of the bite posted for the first half hour and then we took it off. we cleaned off most of the graphic stuff, but you could see the bite. it would take alot of scooby snacks to post that one up. at least it would be hard to make an owned pic of it though. b

 

As nice of a guy as I think you are... I don't need to see 'ya nutz