i just did the bravest thing personally(maybe). grabbed and threw a centipede bare handed. why? is that all? well no....read on.

mini-t was sleeping and i (bdrift) at our house. mini-t felt something on her face and naturally flew/flipped it off and proceeded to look for a flashlight. well, when she came back, she heard me say something since whatever it was BIT MY FARKING NUTSAC!!!!!!!!!! yes, stop rolling and laughing. she flew something and it landed on and bit my exposed nutsac since i was wearing boxers. so we looked around because upon closer inspection of my sac, there were/are 2 bite marks. hey....f you stop laughing already.

anyways, i thought it was a spider, so we cautiously moved the dresser and voila, one of the biggest centipedes i have freaking seen. (we are guessing 6 inches while holding the swifter handle
of 1 inch diameter next to it. so needless to say, after repeating "it bit my nut, it bit my freaking nut over 20 times, i smashed it." so a half foot centipede bit bdrift's nutsac. haha.

why the heck am i laughing. oh well, hopefully the ahem....wrinkles of my sac prevented it from sending venom into my sac. or did it? now there are 2 red bubbles of blood where i got bit. so i am mentally stressed if they are venom bubbles and will they leak inside or what?

of course we got pics to come up shortly......of the pede, not my nutsac (yes, we took some of those too of course) since it might be considered pornographic.

now i cannot sleep for the rest of the night. time to go to work early i guess.

instructions for bite: clean area and ice on off for 10 minute intervals. well, we don't have ice, so i am using otter pops. what a night.

pat, watch out in the desert and wear briefs!!!

b

 

it's now 604am and as i try to upload the pics, b-drift is holding otter pops on his nuts. now that is funny.

t

 

the centipede #1:

 

the centipede #2:
(the brown stuff close to the wall on the carpet are centipede guts from smashing it like hell)

 

the centipede #3:

 

the centipede #3 (sorry, forgot to upload pic in last post)

 

deleted....heheh.

 

and lastly, the treatment.

who would've known that otter pops make good nut chillers.

okay, sorry, i think i'm finding this way too hilarious.
thanks to b-drift for taking one for the team! it could've bit me on my face...hehehheh...but while sleeping, i was smart enough to flick it off before it started biting!

 

b,
you might have some venom in your *******. it is VERY important that you flush the contents of your sack immediately. 4-5 ejaculations should do it. hope you're feeling better.

 

wow, what a story. lately i been helping my dad clean this piece of land on the North shore and there are loads of centipedes.

You know a messed up trick? Cut of the tip of the head so it can't bite, then throw it on someone. It's pretty damn scary.

Hope you get a speedy recovery.

 

B,

I hope everything is ok, and that pic of you and the Otter pops is classic.

 

shouldnt u go to the hopistal just in case? i would my precius nutsac is all worth a trip to the doctors

 

Man, I hope things are alright....It hurts just to read.

 

 

hey all. thanks for the concern. update. my sac is feeling better as of 5 minutes ago. still throbbing a little, but not swollen at all. damn centipede had some dull pinchers/legs because it hurt. the 2 little bubble things are still there.

all i know is that if it is still partially alive when i get home. damn, i am gonna get mean. how many legs does it have? i'll count them as i pluck them off.

centipedes!!

haha. just some additonal funny info. so i had mini-t call the poison hotline and they asked where SHE got bit and she said the elbow. haha. anyways, they just said to wash and maybe go in if there is swelling.

b