okey. you gotta(really) read this.
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You are the man! Whenever I see a centipede I get the unholy venom of god in my veins and HAVE TO kill it! I turn into a bug slaying psycho. It's bizarre. They gross me out so much that I hate them and have to kill them. It's ugly. 
Oh, and anything that just bit your nut sack looks big I'd reckon.
Good on you.
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Oh, and anything that just bit your nut sack looks big I'd reckon.
Good on you.
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I got stung by a honey bee in the scrot. I lived. I'd still give the good advice of going to a doctor though. 
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Originally posted by Mister 2
b,
you might have some venom in your *******. it is VERY important that you flush the contents of your sack immediately. 4-5 ejaculations should do it. hope you're feeling better.
b,
you might have some venom in your *******. it is VERY important that you flush the contents of your sack immediately. 4-5 ejaculations should do it. hope you're feeling better.
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Originally posted by kawshon1
bawhhahaha sorry
bawhhahaha sorry
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buwahahahahahahaha...thanx for the laugh...it probably didnt get to inject much venom (if any), cause if it would, you'd be in MAJOR pain and need to get morphine shots from the ER...
i got bit by a centipede on my foot once, and it was the most excruciating pain i ever felt...pain radiated from my foot up to my thigh...i couldnt walk, and was made to writher in fetal position for about an hour...
somebody needs to turn the otter pops pic into one that says "own3d"...
i got bit by a centipede on my foot once, and it was the most excruciating pain i ever felt...pain radiated from my foot up to my thigh...i couldnt walk, and was made to writher in fetal position for about an hour...
somebody needs to turn the otter pops pic into one that says "own3d"...
funny, i just told b-drift i would do that! hahahhaa. funny, funny story. i just finished telling all my friends. i know i'm gonna get bachi now.
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somebody needs to turn the otter pops pic into one that says "own3d"...
somebody needs to turn the otter pops pic into one that says "own3d"...
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Originally posted by Mister 2
it is VERY important that you flush the contents of your sack immediately. 4-5 ejaculations should do it. hope you're feeling better.
it is VERY important that you flush the contents of your sack immediately. 4-5 ejaculations should do it. hope you're feeling better.
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Hoo braddah! Hope you're okay man! Like the others said, might be best to vist the doctor.
And I'm in the same boat as Rich: when I see a centipede, off comes the rubbah slippah, and the slapping doesn't stop 'til the centipede's paste
And I'm in the same boat as Rich: when I see a centipede, off comes the rubbah slippah, and the slapping doesn't stop 'til the centipede's paste
