Official Government Announcement

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Old Sep 30, 2005 | 04:11 PM
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Official Government Announcement

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem

from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects

the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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Old Sep 30, 2005 | 04:20 PM
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Old Oct 1, 2005 | 03:43 PM
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and it numbs the governments feeling....
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