Ok, so I'm on my way home and turn right on Alakea from Ala Moana....(note this is in downtown business district around 1030PM....

I get to the first stoplight and just so happen to pull next to a AMG CLK 55 black coupe.... there is this older dude and his wife in the car.... I look at the car for a sec....(the older dude does not look at me)...but whatever his car was pretty nice and I wanted to give him a shaka for props...

Anyways the light turns green..... I take off kinda spirited .... no 4K clutch dump or anything....but a brisk takeoff.... and slingshot away from the light and the AMG CLK 55.....

Note ...just going home having no intention to race or act like a badass....thats just how I drive sometimes.....

OK....I get to a Red light at Beretania and get ready to make a left.... I stop shortly and think what the fastest way to safeway would be (left or straight) so I can grab some beer....

well in the meantime the benz pulls up to me and I decide to turn left instead of going straight..... Just as I look left and start to turn I hear all of the sudden..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the sound of a v-8 at WOT)... and tires peeling out like crazy.....

I'm all startled and look over with a quick jolt.....and see the benz bolt through the intersection with the back wheel wells full of smoke....and this car was ****gone****

I just sat in my car wondering what the HELL JUST HAPPENED?? with my jaw dropped........

I guess that old dude in the benz was offended at my first initial take off and wanted revenge!

And he probably told his wife "see honey....I could smoke that PUNK in the subaru" with a condescending voice?!?!?!?

man I dont race on the street, but the least he could have done was revv on me and let me know he was gonna do that so I COULD HAVE DUMPED FROM 4K and SPANK him up to 40- or 50 real quick

the moral of the story...... don't be fooled by old dudes driving AMG powered stuff..... they know what they have and will un-leash the beast if you **** them off and they feel the need to save some pride in thier 80K ride

 

Sucks to be old! But I guess it better to be old with an AMG and a pair of fake **** next to you than catching the bus alone.

 

Or some hard pecks next to you if you're of the opposite sex.

Don't want to discriminate.