Ummm, thats not a mushroom...(NSFW VIDEO)
06-19-2012, 11:13 PM
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» Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina Beijing Cream
Eagle-eyed viewers who saw the report on Sunday immediately identified the mystery mushroom as a double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vagina on one side and an artificial anus on the other. Yes, you read that right, it was a jack-off aid that some guy used to spank his monkey when he wasn’t getting it from his wife.
06-19-2012, 11:39 PM
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“I’ve done my own research on the internet,” says the afore-mentioned villager. “It’s a type of lingzhi mushroom, called the taisui.”
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Wow... at first, I thought the first picture in each set was a dude. This actually reminds me of this girl that was in my poli sci class last quarter... asian girl, was pretty cute, maybe a 7 or an 8. You could definitely tell that she wore a lot of makeup.. however, I thought it was mainly mascara until one day she came into class with no make up on. I honestly did not even recognize when I first saw her as I walked into class. She looked COMPLETELY different, I was at a loss for words.
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