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Old 06-19-2012, 03:08 PM
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Ummm, thats not a mushroom...(NSFW VIDEO)

Chinese farmers dig up a fleshlight, think its some kind of mushroom, they put it on the news!!

I swear this isnt from TheOnion.com, see this is what happens when you live in a country that censors the internet.

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Cant wait to see the follow up report the reporter promised...
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by S'poreSTI
Cant wait to see the follow up report the reporter promised...
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An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!
致广大网友及观众的公开信:各位亲!昨晚我们的一条新闻让大家见笑了。这件事引发了大家的广泛关注、转发和 评论。由于我们的记者还很年轻,不谙世事,在这条新闻中给大家带来了不适和误导!在此,我们衷心的感谢各位 网友对我们节目的批评和指正。亲们,请原谅我们的一次疏忽吧。
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Nature's flesh light.

100% organic, 100% orgasmic.
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Originally Posted by Superglue WRX
Nature's flesh light.

100% organic, 100% orgasmic.
Im pretty sure a latex fleshlight doesnt become organic just by tossing it out into the back yard
Honestly Im guessing some farmer just got caught with a fleshlight and had to make up some clumsy story about finding it in the ground while he was digging a well, next thing he knew the whole thing spiraled out of control and he ended up on the news with it trying to figure out how the hell the whole thing got this out of hand, haha!
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