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oh man, my favorite...
you little ****, I've been here killing myself for two hours. Where the hell have you been?
brushing my teeth, can I borrow your headphones?
you little ****, I've been here killing myself for two hours. Where the hell have you been?
brushing my teeth, can I borrow your headphones?
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I wouldn't put that in my mouth Dennis, you don't know where it's been.
**** you, Arnie, what do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth anyways?
**** you, Arnie, what do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth anyways?
And just so peeps who are a bit 80s-music-challenged but 80s-movies-capable like FLI Ryan don't feel too left out, I'll offer the best example of this learning & being the bigger person that I can think of...
"During this e-fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys bashing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Now, that's how any & all finger-pointing should end around this joint, eh?
"During this e-fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys bashing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Now, that's how any & all finger-pointing should end around this joint, eh?
From one of my very favorite movies of all time:
Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
and..
Lady: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
and..
Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy."
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: It's a ***** stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No!
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
Fooking classic!
Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
and..
Lady: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
and..
Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy."
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: It's a ***** stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No!
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
Fooking classic!
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We won't hold it against you since I've got the iconic Pheobe Cates pool scene permanently installed in my memory banks.
Easy to lose focus & space out like Spicoli himself. 
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