three guys sharing a bed on a ski trip. Next morning the guy sleeping on the left says "dood i dreamt this hot *** chick jacked me off." the guy on the right says "dood, this one chick was giving me head". Then the middle guys says....damn i was skiing in my dream night and boy did i do good.

 

ahhaha i get it

 

a door to door saleman goes up to a house and knocks on the door. a lil boy opens and greets the stranger. the salesman asks for the boy's name..."Johnny"....."well lil Johnny, where is your daddy?"...."in the shower..."..."ok, so is your mommy home?"..."she's in the shower too."...the salesman thinks to himself...o...k, kinky and active parents. determined for the sale, the salesman ask how long does the boy think the parents would be..."i don't know...when daddy asked for the vaseline, i accidently gave him the superglue..."