You know you're fat when your dong can't emerge out of your flub :|

 

you know you are fat when you break your family tree.

you know youre fat when your back looks like a pack of hot dogs

you know you are fat when your belt size is "Equator"

you know you are fat when your cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

you know you are fat when your When God said "Let there be light" he told you to move your fat *** out of the way.

you know you are fat when you go to the zoo the elephants throw YOU peanuts.

you know you are fat when your driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

you know you are fat when you can't even jump to a conclusion.

you know you are fat when your nickname is "DAMN!"

you know you are fat when you have to iron your pants on the driveway.

you know you are fat when your shadow of your *** weighs 100 pounds.

you know you are fat when your beeper goes off people think it's cause your backin up.

 

you know your fat when you can no longer drive a car to work and must take flat bed truck

you know your fat when you take up all the seats in a car that normally seats 6

you know your fat if thought about eating more times then there are pages on this post in the last min.

you know your fat when this is the only way you can get out of bed