you have trouble putting on your socks lol

 

you spend more on fast food in a month then on your car payment AND insurance...

 

'When other fat people look at you and say 'DAMN!''

 

You know your FAT when you walk into a room and everyone feels like their standing in the bart tunnel with a train coming..

 

Or........

When your buddy complains that his ears always pop when you walk into the room.

Then you have to explain that your fast *** displaces enough air to cause a barometric pressure drop in the room causing everyone's ears to pop and for you to fart.

 

And....

When your kids so fat. When he gets kidnapped. They have to put his picture on a gallon milk container because his *** is to fat to fit on the quart one.

 

"When you start having a hard time breathing normally"

"When avg MPG goes down by 3"

"When other people have doggy bags while you order desserts"

"When you have 3 different size pants, cause the first ones became skinny jeans, then normal, and now the fat ones barely fit."

 

When you can't fit in our stokes basket.

 

Here's one for females:
"When you're scarfing down taco bell and complaining that you're fat so that people will say 'no you're not' and no one says anything."

 

..... hahahaha yuck.... TMI TMI....

 

O_O

http://www.apexvfd.org/photos/rescue...s/DSCN7596.jpg

 

You know you're huge WHEN

I have to bring our bariatric unit with 15' long ramps and a wench to load you into my ambulance!

 

WTF d00d that is totally NWS!!!

 

when you have trouble clipping your toe nails.....

 

low rider....is a little lower...