you know youre fat when you hear the buttons on your shirt scream for help.

 

your retarded, youre thread is two

lol lanz0r

 

You know you are fat when you jump up and get stuck.
You know you are fat you have your own zipcode.
You know you are fat when you have more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

 

You know your fat when you blood type is, "Crisco"

 

you know you are fat when you sweat out butter.

 

You know you're fat when you realize you're eating your morning cereal out of a mixing bowl, and it's not your first bowl of the morning.

 

i'm thin and I do that almost everyday right now

 

or

you know youre fat when the scale says "GAME OVER"

 

When your only ride in life is one of these at the local walmart.

 

you hop in the shower and only an 1/8 of your body is wet

you take a crap and you cant see into the bowl when ur sitting down

you cant reach around the back to wipe, you gotta try between your legs after pushing your gut to the side

you use beach towels as regular towels

 

Dude......

 

lol

u have to take your car to the shop, because jack off the floor is just not enough space for your fat

 

you don't think this is funny

 

or

you know when your fat when the scales says, "help me"

 

When you're belly shows up on time and your *** is late.