OFFICIAL BAIC : You know your fat when......(add on)
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1. your ***** touch your back when you lay down.
2. you bump into things you never did before.
3. your bed seems smaller.
4. it takes lifting your ***** to see your belly button.
5. your bath tub shrunk.
6. you notice they just don't make towels as big as they use to.
7. your wearing wide with shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.
8. chairs make noises when you sit in them.
9. you feel the mirror shrunk.
10. you can't enlarge the seat belt any more.
11. it only takes 4 shirts for a large load in the washer.
12. you realize the rolls on your arms aren't muscles.
13. you feel your going to fall off the toilet seat.
14. you go up steps and the house shakes.
15. you run and you get two black eyes.
16. you wonder who or what is riding your butt, because it's so big it could be a seat.
17. you wear anklets as bracelets.
18. necklaces are anklets.
19. you can't cross your legs anymore.
20. you can't bend over and pick something up.
2. you bump into things you never did before.
3. your bed seems smaller.
4. it takes lifting your ***** to see your belly button.
5. your bath tub shrunk.
6. you notice they just don't make towels as big as they use to.
7. your wearing wide with shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.
8. chairs make noises when you sit in them.
9. you feel the mirror shrunk.
10. you can't enlarge the seat belt any more.
11. it only takes 4 shirts for a large load in the washer.
12. you realize the rolls on your arms aren't muscles.
13. you feel your going to fall off the toilet seat.
14. you go up steps and the house shakes.
15. you run and you get two black eyes.
16. you wonder who or what is riding your butt, because it's so big it could be a seat.
17. you wear anklets as bracelets.
18. necklaces are anklets.
19. you can't cross your legs anymore.
20. you can't bend over and pick something up.
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1. your ***** touch your back when you lay down.
2. you bump into things you never did before.
3. your bed seems smaller.
4. it takes lifting your ***** to see your belly button.
5. your bath tub shrunk.
6. you notice they just don't make towels as big as they use to.
7. your wearing wide with shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.
8. chairs make noises when you sit in them.
9. you feel the mirror shrunk.
10. you can't enlarge the seat belt any more.
11. it only takes 4 shirts for a large load in the washer.
12. you realize the rolls on your arms aren't muscles.
13. you feel your going to fall off the toilet seat.
14. you go up steps and the house shakes.
15. you run and you get two black eyes.
16. you wonder who or what is riding your butt, because it's so big it could be a seat.
17. you wear anklets as bracelets.
18. necklaces are anklets.
19. you can't cross your legs anymore.
20. you can't bend over and pick something up.
2. you bump into things you never did before.
3. your bed seems smaller.
4. it takes lifting your ***** to see your belly button.
5. your bath tub shrunk.
6. you notice they just don't make towels as big as they use to.
7. your wearing wide with shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.
8. chairs make noises when you sit in them.
9. you feel the mirror shrunk.
10. you can't enlarge the seat belt any more.
11. it only takes 4 shirts for a large load in the washer.
12. you realize the rolls on your arms aren't muscles.
13. you feel your going to fall off the toilet seat.
14. you go up steps and the house shakes.
15. you run and you get two black eyes.
16. you wonder who or what is riding your butt, because it's so big it could be a seat.
17. you wear anklets as bracelets.
18. necklaces are anklets.
19. you can't cross your legs anymore.
20. you can't bend over and pick something up.
