making my girlfriend sign a contract of her love
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LOL WHAT!!! you're the one that wants to be cut in half and mounted on the wall. I'm just using the leftover peices for some damn furniture, I don't see any harm in that
P.S. I'll cover your hooha with a placemat or a hand towel if it will make you feel better
P.S. I'll cover your hooha with a placemat or a hand towel if it will make you feel better
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Originally Posted by evsoul
you have to cover my hoo-ha! with a babies bib.
how about i use it to hold a tv guide. I'll open it at the middle and draped it over your man stick
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Originally Posted by evsoul
yaaa but a sixpack doesn't fix an ugly face.... 
j/k
j/k
and btw im with jake id rather her kiss my dong every night and be displayed so everyone can see what they were missing out on haha or reminded of what a great package i hadbut maybe were not all well in doubt... lucky me i guess
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Originally Posted by evsoul
So here it is.. i am gonna make my girlfriend sign a contract saying
"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"
is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.
"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"
is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.
nah.. i dont think so... its quite a reasonable request out of your girl. i mean if she REALLY loves you and all... she should respectfully do so.
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Originally Posted by Jakes02
how about i use it to hold a tv guide. I'll open it at the middle and draped it over your man stick
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I'd make sure that the new man can only use his hand in your hand to shake...no other appendages allowed in your upper half's hands....and NOTHING of his in your mouth....
Unless she decides to switch teams and her next significant other is a chick....
In that case you have to have her install a web cam that will show on i-club so we can make sure they are respecting you.....what else do we have to do with our time?
Unless she decides to switch teams and her next significant other is a chick....
In that case you have to have her install a web cam that will show on i-club so we can make sure they are respecting you.....what else do we have to do with our time?
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Originally Posted by RedStage
I'd make sure that the new man can only use his hand in your hand to shake...no other appendages allowed in your upper half's hands....and NOTHING of his in your mouth....
Unless she decides to switch teams and her next significant other is a chick....
In that case you have to have her install a web cam that will show on i-club so we can make sure they are respecting you.....what else do we have to do with our time?
Unless she decides to switch teams and her next significant other is a chick....
In that case you have to have her install a web cam that will show on i-club so we can make sure they are respecting you.....what else do we have to do with our time?
dude, you guys are all so caring. i cant wait till i die and this happens so you guys can look after my girlfriend and probably her girlfriend.
thanks guys!
