making my girlfriend sign a contract of her love
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Originally Posted by bluwrxwgn
hahahaha I'm gonna have my fiance read that when I get home. LOL I'll post up what she says to it.
IF SHE LOVES YOU SHE WILL SIGN IT!!!!
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Maybe also add a Motion Activated Voice Playback Clause?
And stick the bottom half against the windo so there is a full moon every night. That's pretty romantic right?
And stick the bottom half against the windo so there is a full moon every night. That's pretty romantic right?
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Let us know how it turns out....
Also, I think you need to elect a third party person to ensure that she adheres to the terms of the contract.....
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Also, I think you need to elect a third party person to ensure that she adheres to the terms of the contract.....
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Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
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congrats Greg, you have yourself there what we call a NOTCH!!!! +100 for j00 mang!
lol..a notch is a bad phrase y0
"just another notch on my belt, good lay though"
Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
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Originally Posted by ucbsti
lol..a notch is a bad phrase y0
"just another notch on my belt, good lay though"
"just another notch on my belt, good lay though"
Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
still not enough to make a decision.
any pixs of her in a bikini or something?????
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Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
indeed, though it sounds more like she'll have you forever, or at least half of you, though if I were her I would only sign that contract with the amendment to be able to hang **** off you once in a while, at least when its seasonaly appropriate, like a santa hat, or easter bunny ears, and Im sure a wet towel will find its way over your outstretched hands at least a couple times a week, sorry bro but its better than the bed.
BTW, I would like to get the bottom half of you back from the taxidermist as well. I can assure you I will treat your 'better half' with upmost dignity and respect unless theres occasion to use it for something funny, and I dont mean mildly amusing either, but something completely ****ing hysterical, I promise.
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hahahaha jeremy i will add in there if it is seasonally appropriate she may use me as a santa hat hanger, and also a bikini hanger
i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikina, but i dont think id post them anyways you pervs
i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikina, but i dont think id post them anyways you pervs