So here it is.. i am gonna make my girlfriend sign a contract saying

"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"


is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.

 

laughing so ****in hard

 

hahaha awesome!

 

Wtf??????????

 

i don't think she's going for it... does that mean she doesn't love me?

 

Hmm and people thought Angelina and Billy Bob were weird for keeping eachothers blood.


She better sign that ****!

 

if she doesn't i might leave her...

 

Would it be possible to recieve a copy of this document with the names blanked for use by others.

 

What if she keeps your bottom half and mounts it every night.

 

well i will get my man piece preserved and hollowed so any future husband/boyfriend can slip it on so its like I am still the pleasure giver....

 

so... any pixs of holly, so we can use that as a voting decider?????

 

:rotfl: this is the BEST thing ive heard all day.....

 

hahahaha I'm gonna have my fiance read that when I get home. LOL I'll post up what she says to it.

 

I thought you were talking about the love contract and confidentiality agreement like on Chappelle show. :x

 

she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.